What did the Italians say to Zidane? - OFFICIAL THREAD

[Redhead]

" You're wifes Croissants are shit "

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

La vostra madre succhia i penises dell'elefante e li mangia

 

[Trufflehound]

"I don't care how much you say you cried, I'm telling you ET was shit."

 

[ali jenkins]

Zidane eyes new carrer in ultimate fighting!

 

[magoo]

Oi, BALDY! HAHAAA!

 

[Gritt23]

La vostra madre succhia i penises dell'elefante e li mangia

Don't, just don't. I can feel MY blood boiling at the sight of those words.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Don't, just don't. I can feel MY blood boiling at the sight of those words.

That's cos it's true..... isn't it .... isn't it

 

[magoo]

La vostra madre succhia i penises dell'elefante e li mangia

she must have a massive gob!

 

[magoo]

Oi, BALDY! HAHAAA!

Testa di schiaffo!

 

[shaolinpunk]

Zinedine, I disagree. I don't think you can squash a nipple using your forehead.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I liked the suggestion on Radio Four this morning.

Materazzi:- "Hey, Zizou, my people will pay you a million Euros if you headbutt me and get sent off".

ZZ:- "Two million".

Materazzi:- "OK. But don't spoil my face".

 

[Goodfella]

'Snails' and 'Garlic' ?

That's 'Slow' and 'Smelly' in my book.

 

[The Wookiee]

materazzi called him a terrorist, at which point zidane mistook that comment to be directed at his Algerian roots. So either Materazzi was spot on and zidane helps fill the warchest of the algerian peoples movement or he is affiliated to al qaida or summat.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

You are passed it zoon you will play for the Brighton and Ove Albion HA HA HA HA

 

[StevieV]

Shame your career is over, looks like i won't get to spend as much time with your wife these days...

 

[Seagulltonian]

"I grabbed your nipple, because your wife said you're a big boy "

 

[Tooting Gull]

Less funny, but the word is it was, 'Your mother is an Algerian whore'.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Less funny, but the word is it was, 'Your mother is an Algerian whore'.

That's courtesy of some deaf and lip-reading Italians, I guess?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

'why are you so fat ??'

'Because everytime i f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit!!'

 

[Dandyman]

According to C4 news (on now) it was an insult aimed at Zidane's mother who is currently seriously ill in hospital.