What A Shit Day

[BUTTERBALL]

Just got soaked and blow dried coming back from the gym in about 5 minutes. What shite weather!

 

[Beeercan]

I second the weather, not the gym

 

[rogue]

Pass your driving test then

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Pass your driving test then

That WAS walking from the car to the gym!!

 

[rogue]

ok

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

[What shite weather! [/B]

It could be worse , like having shite weather and living in Grimsby.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

True, at least we don't have to put up with the stench of rotten FISH!!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Tell me about it ! I am doing agency work at the moment in a fish processing factory.

 

[rogue]

Is it true that Grimsby does the best cod and chips in England?

 

[The Large One]

Well, I am going to cheer my day up by cooking a roast chicken, sausages wrapped in bacon, a MOUNTAIN of roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, honey-steamed carrots and parsnips, washed down with a fine bottle of chilled Sauvignon.

This will be followed by a home-made Moorish Tart (not a Moroccan prostitute), it's a creamy chocolate tart laced with orange.

The downside is that I have to share it with other people.

 

[rogue]

Don't forget the stuffing

yum

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Well, I am going to cheer my day up by cooking a roast chicken, sausages wrapped in bacon, a MOUNTAIN of roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, honey-steamed carrots and parsnips, washed down with a fine bottle of chilled Sauvignon.

This will be followed by a home-made Moorish Tart (not a Moroccan prostitute), it's a creamy chocolate tart laced with orange.

The downside is that I have to share it with other people.

WOW! Is it Christmas day in your house!!

 

[Bigtomfu]

Well, I am going to cheer my day up by cooking a roast chicken, sausages wrapped in bacon, a MOUNTAIN of roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, honey-steamed carrots and parsnips, washed down with a fine bottle of chilled Sauvignon.

This will be followed by a home-made Moorish Tart (not a Moroccan prostitute), it's a creamy chocolate tart laced with orange.

The downside is that I have to share it with other people.

Exchange the chicken for some pork and marsala carrots for honey-steamed and im with you on that one.

Except for afters i will be having a moroccan prostitute on a bed of crushed ice....

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Is it true that Grimsby does the best cod and chips in England?

No, they do the best haddock and chips in England. The locals , funnily enough are known regionally as "codheads". None of the chippys here serve cod or huss (rock salmon) - you only seem to get the choice of haddock or plaice. The chips are fried in beef fat/dripping which probably explains why local lasses are so obese (and ugly).

 

[The Large One]

Exchange the chicken for some pork and marsala carrots for honey-steamed and im with you on that one.

Except for afters i will be having a moroccan prostitute on a bed of crushed ice....

We've had to now. The chicken was off, so we're doing pork.

Like the idea of marsala, but may use brandy instead. And honey.

 

[The Large One]

WOW! Is it Christmas day in your house!!

Yep, every day is Christmas Day at Montessori Towers.

And you can talk, what with your avatar and everything.

 

[The Large One]

Well, I am going to cheer my day up by cooking a roast chicken, sausages wrapped in bacon, a MOUNTAIN of roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, honey-steamed carrots and parsnips, washed down with a fine bottle of chilled Sauvignon.

This will be followed by a home-made Moorish Tart (not a Moroccan prostitute), it's a creamy chocolate tart laced with orange on an orange pastry.

The downside is that I have to share it with other people.

 

[rogue]

Why spend hours sweating away in a hot kitchen for only to gulp down all the food in ten minutes?Then there's the mountain high of washing up to contend with.Take the missus out for sunday dinner at a respectable place


Sunday dinners take so long to prepare