What a pickle

[Meade's Ball]

I work just a couple of doors down from a Costcutters. I'm a regular in there for vegetable samosas, fizzy drinks and crisps. Recently, some maniac has placed a pizza vending machine outside. I've never seen anything like it. £4 for a pizza that comes out of a machine in 3 minutes. And it's just there on the street.
It sounds like it might be the most horrid thing of all time, but is it rude of me not to at least sample one?

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Try it - then report back with the results!

 

[Knightsworld]

Give it a go and let us know what its like!

 

[Meade's Ball]

But what if it's like the fortune-telling machine in Big, and i wake up as a small boy?

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Don't make any wishes?

 

[Knightsworld]

But what if it's like the fortune-telling machine in Big, and i wake up as a small boy?

If that happens then i know not to use it!!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Wasn't there a film called Mystic Pizza?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Do you get a choice of toppings?

 

[Marc]

A fortune telling pizza vendor? GENIUS!

Take a pic of it for all of us to view....for some reason!

 

[Wardy]

I think it would be rude not to at least try it once.

 

[Easy 10]

I saw something on these a few months ago on Meridien news - they were trialling one in Bournemouth I think (it was probably the headline story).

Personally, I think I would be unable to resist sampling its wares, but at the same time, I would be fearful of a new and evil instant pizza addiction invading my life.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Try it. In Spain in some shit resort there were Toasted sandwihch machines outside a club. We used to bail out the shit club and pull some chairs out and sit down round the machine and get cokes and stuff from the machine next to it. Marvellous it was. Not sure how good they tasted.

I fear that you may burn your mouth though?


On another note, Costcutters is f***ing A.

 

[Muzzman]

But what if it's like the fortune-telling machine in Big, and i wake up as a small boy?

Then don't forget you need the thermal pods to melt the evil wizard.

 

[lost in london]

Had one of these in france a few years ago, great to watch it being made, tastes like shit.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Should we automatically trust machines that appear out of nowhere for no apparent reason? I'm scared of it. What if it's made by Cyberdine Systems?!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Interesting that Gooooooooogle has decided to add an ad at the bottom of the thread for 'New and used Pickle Recipes'. Good call! Always wondered what to do with all those used Pickles

 

[CHAPPERS]

Should we automatically trust machines that appear out of nowhere for no apparent reason?

Good point, well presented. There's a lot of blind faith on this thread. 'Go on, try it! Nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong.'

Hmm, I have my doubts.

 

[Easy 10]

Should we automatically trust machines that appear out of nowhere for no apparent reason? I'm scared of it. What if it's made by Cyberdine Systems?!

Your pizza would probably be from the year 2050, sent back in time to 2005 with one mission objective - to locate, infiltrate and destroy your lower intestine.

DO NOT go for the liquid metal topping.

 

[Marc]

Adding to the strange vending machine, the services at Toddington or some mid-northern monkey M1 town en-route to Sheff Utd had Nurofen above the Durex in the condom vending machine!
So now when she says she has a headache you just say "OI...BITCH...NOOOOOOOOO!" and hand her the nurofen whilst slipping on the plastic bag

 

[eastlondonseagull]

What a pickle