Weird/Unlikely lasses what you fancy

[Marshy]

Serena Williams, I couldn't really tell you why... well,

Definately, i would love to bang Serena

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Edna, blokes do fancy Dr Alice (ones with any taste anyway). She's brainy, pretty and grubby. Nice combo. But there are very few pictures of her and she's always wearing combats in her TV progs.

PS Nice bit of background for Dr Alice fans http://cotswold.greatbritishlife.co.uk/article/dr-alice-roberts-scientist-12034/

Dr Alice leaning over a compass outside.

Dr Alice being wrinkly nosed about something.

 

[magoo]

I want Vanessa Feltz's huge BANGERS

 

[Peppermint Tea]

A couple of my guilty pleasures...Beverley "Bangers" Callard and the Honourable Kirsty Allsop:

 

[The Large One]

Calataly Sisters


In fact, all three...

 

[Simster]

A couple of my guilty pleasures...Beverley "Bangers" Callard and the Honourable Kirsty Allsop:

Seriously, is there anyone who wouldn't CLATTER Allsop?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Not all that, yet absolute filth :

Fantastic shout. Absolute filth, as you say.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Who was it on here that had a thing for her?

Buzzer?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Who was it on here that had a thing for her?

Buzzer?

Mate, I don't think you should belittle it, as 'a thing'.

He'll not be happy. Buzzer LOVES her.

 

[hart's shirt]

Tracey Ullman - she'd definitely be up for a three of a kind.

 

[footychick]

Pink.
Vicky Mclure (Lol out of This Is England)
And Generally girls with short hair.

 

[8ace]

I saw a penis wry and lithe
But stunned i was at quite its size
It winked at me and told me once
It'd whack right around the bonce

 

[Gwylan]

Seriously, is there anyone who wouldn't CLATTER Allsop?

 

[footychick]

 

[Trufflehound]

Lynn Scully off Neighbours. I always wanted to bang her back door in

She lived on a TV studio set - I don't think they had back doors.

 

[Simster]

footychick, most women I know find Eddie Izzard attractive. Same for David Walliams.

And they nearly always talk like it's a mystery as to why. There's no mystery: confident, happy, can-do people = attractive.

 

[Stoo82]

There's no mystery: confident, happy, can-do people = attractive.

Yep. And its goes back to our very human nature, for women 'who will get me the most berrys and potect me', for men 'who has tits'.

 

[Chesney Christ]

As the only person still up and drunk can I say that putting Lucy Porter on this thread is an utter joke. If you have ever met her, which I have, she is 5'3" of breast. No man in his right mind would ever turn her down.

That was me and I think you are probably right. I think I just wanted to post a picture of her because I am absolutely in love with her. Seriously, I want to marry her. I think the idea of this thread is to suggest women that you REALLY fancy but don't think other people will. It turns out I was wrong about Porter with that one though....

 

[stevedx]

Some of you guys are very wrong!

 

[Badger]

Yep. And its oes back to our very human nature, for women 'who will gwt me the most berrys and potect me', for men 'who has tits'.

It's not all about tits, a tidy arse goes down pretty well too