Watford o sent me this e-mail.

[El Presidente]

On that basis most people are bigots given their views on the inbreds from Croydon

 

[alan partridge]

what and republicans arent the ultimate bigots?

eh? I don't have an opinion on the matter. I was just pointing out an example of when you can be bigotted. Like you asked MINCER

 

[alan partridge]

On that basis most people are bigots given their views on the inbreds from Croydon

naah, we're just right.

 

[WATFORD O]

On that basis most people are bigots given their views on the inbreds from Croydon

On that basis everyone alive is.................

 

[alan partridge]

On that basis everyone alive is.................

what? inbred? hmmm i suppose technically. caan and abel didn't have a lot of choice down the local disco though

 

[dwayne]

Dwayne, I suppose after meeting me, you have the right to call me meatloaf. After all, I do like the food. I heard you actually fancy me, but alas, I think your a knob, so it's never going to work

Dwayne?

what are you going on about, Andy Rumble first called you Meatloaf on these very pages, I've never seen you!!! for the last BLOODY time

 

[dwayne]

Watford, meet you in Watford this friday??

Bar Risa?

I'll buy you a drink, and will bring my camera and a newspaper to prove I was there

 

[WATFORD O]

dwayne face it your just a gimpy fat ginger bloke with no friends. Youre such a f***ing freeeeeek!!!!!!!!

Its a shame your doctor wasnt shipman.....

 

[WATFORD O]

Watford, meet you in Watford this friday??

Bar Risa?

I'll buy you a drink, and will bring my camera and a newspaper to prove I was there

What, so I can wait around for a f***ing hour again while you no show. f*** off you aint that important. I have a life to run.

 

[BrightonBird]

dwayne face it your just a gimpy fat ginger bloke with no friends. Youre such a f***ing freeeeeek!!!!!!!!

Its a shame your doctor wasnt shipman.....

lol!

Dwayne, Mr Rumble would never say that for fear of a smack!

 

[dwayne]

What, so I can wait around for a f***ing hour again while you no show. f*** off you aint that important. I have a life to run.

Watford, forget other times where you haven't shown up.

I'm going up to Watford this friday (and I WILL be there)

so Bar Risa?

face it a lot of people have met me on here, no one has met YOU, so who are people gonna be trusting here.

Go on il buy you a drink

 

[alan partridge]

yeah go on! i wanna see the pictures! dwayne and watford o together, an nsc 'hello' exclusive

 

[WATFORD O]

I might be in Watford I might not. If youre there I'll know you.........

 

[dwayne]

exactly...

And I will deliver the goods, just need mr O to show.

 

[BrightonBird]

yeah go on! i wanna see the pictures! dwayne and watford o together, an nsc 'hello' exclusive

Who would win in a fight?

 

[dwayne]

I might be in Watford I might not. If youre there I'll know you.........

same old crap....

keep wanking

 

[dwayne]

Who would win in a fight?

I'm gonna kiss your face next time I see you.

 

[WATFORD O]

dwayne, let me explain.

You were going to meet me in Hammersmith and you never showed.

You were going to meet me in Leyton and you never showed.

You were going to meet me in Watford before and you never showed.

You offer to meet me this Friday and guess the outcome?

Like I said you aint that important............

 

[alan partridge]

oh go on

it would be a great day in nsc history

 

[CHAPPERS]

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