Be careful- these are following in the wake of the 'I Love You' virus and are potentially damaging:
The Manchester United virus:
Your PC develops a disorder whereby the memory forgets everything before 1993.
The Man United shirt virus:
This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every 3 months.
The Schmeichel virus:
Your PC develops a hideous, large red dot in the middle of the screen.
The David Beckham virus:
The lights on your PC are all on but nothing works.
The Roy Keane virus:
Throws you out of Windows.
To read more go to http://www.jokefile.co.uk/numerical_order/1116.html
The Manchester United virus:
Your PC develops a disorder whereby the memory forgets everything before 1993.
The Man United shirt virus:
This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every 3 months.
The Schmeichel virus:
Your PC develops a hideous, large red dot in the middle of the screen.
The David Beckham virus:
The lights on your PC are all on but nothing works.
The Roy Keane virus:
Throws you out of Windows.
To read more go to http://www.jokefile.co.uk/numerical_order/1116.html