Vitalijs Maksimenko

[stss30]

if he is a defender, he must have been signed as cover as Bridge is not going to get dropped. sounds a good option though

Agreed, the other option is he could play at centre back as both El-Abd and Greer have looked shaky in some games this season.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Pilot - Magic

Mak - sim - enko
He's magic, you know
Never believe it's not so
He's magic, you know
Never believe, it's not so.

 

[severnside gull]

I wonder? Potentially the Trotter-type enforcer we have looked for?

 

[Seagull27]

In the tradition of syllables not really applying to football songs:

Vitaaaaliiiiijs
Vitalijs Maksimenko runs down the wing for me

Surely, given the origin of that song, it would work better as:

Maksi, Oh Maksimenko runs down the ring for me
do do do do do do do do do do

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

No need for the vitalijs, turns out his name isn't too bad to find a song for

But he won't know we mean him otherwise... Besides, it scans PERFECTLY

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Way down deep in the middle of the jungle...

 

[BHAWise]

Is this the end of calde's albion career? Another step down the pecking order?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Apparently he's played in the Frst Qualifying Round in the Europa League against Portadown, so that's his European credentials sorted

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Return of the Mak (SIMENKO!)
Return of the Mak (SIMENKO)
Return Of the Mak (Oh My god)
He is Latvian
Latvian

 

[stss30]

Half the board had never heard of Vicente before we signed him...

Still true

 

[Man of Harveys]

But he won't know we mean him otherwise... Besides, it scans PERFECTLY

This. Vatalijs - not Vitali - completes the perfection.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Return of the Mak (SIMENKO!)
Return of the Mak (SIMENKO)
Return Of the Mak (Oh My god)
He is Latvian
Latvian

hehe
I'll join you in that one.

 

[seagully]

To the tune of Technohead's 'I Wanna be a Hippy'

He comes from Eastern Europe and he's got nice hair
Maksi-Maksimenko

I've not heard of him before but he sounds quite flair
Maksi-Maksimenko

 

[finlaych]

His football manager stats:

A wonderful flair stat of 10!!!


Best technical attributes: Marking, Tackling, Technique, Heading and Passing

 

[Barrel of Fun]

His football manager stats:

A wonderful flair stat of 10!!!


Best technical attributes: Marking, Tackling, Technique, Heading and Passing


View attachment 38087

Morale is abysmal and his penalty taking is rated at one. He should fit in perfectly.

 

[shaolinpunk]

I think he might be more of a DS squad member for the rest of this season rather than first team. Could be wrong

Apparently he was a bit of a flop at CSKA but was the best defender in the Latvian league last year where the standard is lower

 

[somerset]

Agreed, the other option is he could play at centre back as both El-Abd and Greer have looked shaky in some games this season.

He plays anywhere on the left side, not central defender.

 

[Smithy24]

Maksimenko, woaaah
Maksimenko, woaaah
He comes from Latvia, he's better than Kaka

 

[wallyback]

Vitalijs Maksimenko (born December 8, 1990 in Riga) - Latvian footballer who plays the position of defender side.
Club career [edit]
Vitalijs Maksimenko began his career at FK Rīgas skola football in 2005, where he played the first professional football match was played there matches of 2007. Once-yearly break, in 2009, signed his first contract with the club where he played as a junior. In his first season he participated in 9 matches played in Virslīdze, in between the player was loaned to the Moscow club CSKA Moscow, where he was a member of the reserve team. After returning from a loan to Daugava Riga 90, on 15 March 2010, signed a contract and joined Trial Skonto FC, later extended.
Maksimenko is a former member of the Latvian national team U-17 Cup nożej, is also the team leader of Latvia U-19, the first time it presented itself in 2009, taking part qualifying for the European Championship U-19 national football team [1]

 

[finlaych]

Fake Tales of San Francisco - Arctic Monkeys

That bot Vitalijs Maksinmeko
Jumps into the air
He headers the ball towards the goal
and the keepers wishing he was not there