Vitalijs Maksimenko

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Good shout.

Could go the whole hog, and just shoe horn his first name in.

Vitali Maksimenko
Vitali Maksimenko, la la la la..

Ah yes, that's even better. And surely everyone can learn the words to this one ??

 

[Mackenzie]

Indeed Sir. Seems a popular choice thus far with TWO moderators giving it their recommendation

Now hoping he'll be a nutter to compliment his song.

Fingers crossed.

 

[The Terminator]

Super, super mak..

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Now hoping he'll be a nutter to compliment his song.

Fingers crossed.

He's got a mullet so can't be of a rational mind

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

This may be a stupid question but I'll take the risk: is he playing tomorrow?

Don't think he's actually signed has he?

 

[SeagullSongs]

You are not Gary Barlow, I do not claim my £5

Vitalijs, sign on the dotted line,
You can play for Brighton with your hair so fiiiiiiine


:getscoat:

 

[Gazwag]

Maksi Maksi menko
Maksi Maksi menko
La La La La
La La La La

 

[The Terminator]

Super, super mak
Super, super mak
Super, super mak
Super, maksimenko

 

[Simster]

Lets go Maksimenko
lets go Maksimenko la la la la

Let's go Maksimenko,
let's go Maksimenko,
la la la la
la la la la

To the tune of lets go fu*king mental.

Good shout.

Could go the whole hog, and just shoe horn his first name in.

Vitali Maksimenko
Vitali Maksimenko, la la la la..

These. LIKE.

Or maybe

Maksimenko woooaah
The mulleted Latvian
Who plays for Albion
Maksimenko woooaah

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Vitalijs, sign on the dotted line,
You can play for Brighton with your hair so fiiiiiiine


:getscoat:

:safeway:

 

[GingerBeerMan]

#prayforAspinall

Quality.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Maksimenko,Maksimenko, Vitalijs Maksimenko...he's got no song, cos his name's too long Vitalijs Maksimenko

 

[strings]

Maksimenko,Maksimenko, Vitalijs Maksimenko...he's got no song, cos his name's too long Vitalijs Maksimenko

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

To the tune of hokey cokey..

WOOOOAAAW Vitalijs Maksimenko!!
WOOOOAAAW Vitalijs Maksimenko!!
WOOOOAAAW Vitalijs Maksimenko!!
something, something, ra ra ra!

 

[saafend_seagull]

Despite the article clearly saying he plays "anywhere down the left" and saying nothing whatsoever about him being a centre back?

would make sense under Gus.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To the lyrics of "I need a hero"


His name's Maksimenko (rhymes with 'where did all the good men go', thats literally my only inspiration)
And he is a god
He's a street wise Hercules
He'll win us the play offs

He looks like a white night
On a fiery steed
He plays on the left, not the right
And he runs with such speed

[Chorus]

He is Maksimenko
He's Maksimenko and a looks alright
He looks really strong
He looks really fast
And he looks fresh for the fight.

He is Maksimenko
He's Maksimenko and he looks alright
He looks so sure
He looks so flair
And he looks larger than life.

He's Maksimenko!

 

[The Terminator]

To the tune of hokey cokey..

WOOOOAAAW Vitalijs Maksimenko!!
WOOOOAAAW Vitalijs Maksimenko!!
WOOOOAAAW Vitalijs Maksimenko!!
something, something, ra ra ra!

No need for the vitalijs, turns out his name isn't too bad to find a song for

 

[Dan The Man]

Anyone else just a tiny bit worried we seem to be going for players no one has ever heard of? IGWT so keeping the faith

 

[shaolinpunk]

Anyone else just a tiny bit worried we seem to be going for players no one has ever heard of?

Half the board had never heard of Vicente before we signed him...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

2unlimited's classic.

Maksimenko
ko ko ko ko
ko ko ko ko
ko ko Maksimenko

Ko ko
ko ko ko ko
ko ko ko ko
ko ko Maksimenko!