Vitalijs Maksimenko

[KZNSeagull]

Someone mentioned yesterday we were going to sign a Centre Back. I wonder if this is he, or if there is another one coming?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Didn't Andy Townsend once call Skonto Riga "The Skontans"?

*hides*

 

[SeagullSongs]

Could be the "LID"

Or...

Flair Latvian in Defence?

 

[Conkers]

#prayforAspinall

Post of the year!

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Is that a mullet I see

In all the exciting I had neglected to spot those wisps of hair by his neck. BEAUTIFUL

 

[Badger]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she dances the flamenco
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Maksimenko

 

[chucky1973]

I doubt someone who has played in the Europa League will only be in our development squad, not sure though.

if he is a defender, he must have been signed as cover as Bridge is not going to get dropped. sounds a good option though

 

[8ace]

In all the exciting I had neglected to spot those wisps of hair by his neck. BEAUTIFUL

It doesn't have the volume of Worthing Paul's though.

 

[Acker79]

Maybe add in the fact he's Latvian - probably more chances of a song from that.

I'm thinking something along the lines of Maria from West Side Story

"Latvia! We just signed a guy from Latvia!"

Or from sound of music (how do you solve a problem like maria)

"How do you stop a player from Latvia!"

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

If you say his name in a Japanese accent he sounds like a SAMURAI.

 

[5mins-from-amex]

Do you know what, Ive been staring at that photo (not gay) trying to figure out who he reminds me of. Well done that man

You sure? :safeway:

 

[Gritt23]

Can someone please post his Championship Manager stats so that we can know what he's REALLY like. I want to know his rating out of 20 for throw-ins, penalties, concentration and leadership.

 

[Djmiles]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she dances the flamenco
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Maksimenko

 

[shaolinpunk]

In Latvian his name is written as Виталий Максименко

I wonder if we'll be able to get that on a shirt

 

[finlaych]

I don't know where he plays or how good he is but he's a Latvian international so I'm happy

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

If you say his name in a Japanese accent he sounds like a SAMURAI.

He sounds like an expensive brand of Coffee machine to me!

 

[Man of Harveys]

I, for one, am getting pretty excited about this signing, for so many reasons:

Flair name
Flair hair - the mullet is back
Slightly mysterious "can play anywhere as long as it's on the left" tag
Good, clean-cut Slavic look about the boy - I don't actually know whether Latvians are actually Slavs but it's not hard to imagine him dressed in a large, Lenin-at-the-Finland-Station-style overcoat and oversized cap, about to drive a steam train with a red star on the front of the engine. Awesome.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

You sure? :safeway:

Cheers pal

 

[Simster]

In Latvian his name is written as Виталий Максименко

I doubt that very much. That's Russian.

Latvian alphabet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Guinness Boy]

It doesn't have the volume of Worthing Paul's though.

Not much does to be fair.