Vidal Sassoon RIP

[The Giant Bolster]

Brilliant news......I hope it was after months of teeth gnashing pain, no dropping off peacefully during a kip.......let's hope there was many many weeks of lying in piss, shit and vomit..........f***ing great!

Cut the heads of the first born........and feed them to the rats. Give their orphaned offspring to the Honourable Company of Rochdale taxi drivers and fast food workers..........what a f***ing laugh.

Can't wait for the funeral, we should all line up to shit in the grave and rip the coffin open on the way to the cemetary so feral dogs can piss over the stinking f***ing corpse........what a day that will be?

We'll all sing together "that's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down!"

Champagne anyone?

Are you bald? And bitter you couldn't use his products?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Curled up and dyed.

 

[Trufflehound]

A great poet to boot. It must have been hell in the trenches.

"Hairdressers are citizens of death's grey land, drawing no dividend from time's tomorrows."

"Stylists are dreamers; when the scissors begin they think of firelit homes, clean beds, and wives."

 

[Art Vs Science]

Vidal Sassoon has brought out a new range of products to be released after his cremation. It's called 'Dead and Smoulders'

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Apparently they were going to show his funeral on TV, but only the highlights