Vidal Sassoon RIP

[The Peanut Roaster]

Wow, Mr CF.

I guess he wasn't a chap after your own style.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Brilliant news......I hope it was after months of teeth gnashing pain, no dropping off peacefully during a kip.......let's hope there was many many weeks of lying in piss, shit and vomit..........f***ing great!

Cut the heads of the first born........and feed them to the rats. Give their orphaned offspring to the Honourable Company of Rochdale taxi drivers and fast food workers..........what a f***ing laugh.

Can't wait for the funeral, we should all line up to shit in the grave and rip the coffin open on the way to the cemetary so feral dogs can piss over the stinking f***ing corpse........what a day that will be?

We'll all sing together "that's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down!"

Champagne anyone?

The f*** is this?

 

[s5.bha]

Brilliant news......I hope it was after months of teeth gnashing pain, no dropping off peacefully during a kip.......let's hope there was many many weeks of lying in piss, shit and vomit..........f***ing great!

Cut the heads of the first born........and feed them to the rats. Give their orphaned offspring to the Honourable Company of Rochdale taxi drivers and fast food workers..........what a f***ing laugh.

Can't wait for the funeral, we should all line up to shit in the grave and rip the coffin open on the way to the cemetary so feral dogs can piss over the stinking f***ing corpse........what a day that will be?

We'll all sing together "that's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down!"

Champagne anyone?

Err.......No Vidal Sassoon has died, not Thatcher ......

 

[albion534]

god called him up to do his hair.....because he's worth it

 

[BUTTERBALL]

 

[Woodchip]

Brilliant news......I hope it was after months of teeth gnashing pain, no dropping off peacefully during a kip.......let's hope there was many many weeks of lying in piss, shit and vomit..........f***ing great!

Cut the heads of the first born........and feed them to the rats. Give their orphaned offspring to the Honourable Company of Rochdale taxi drivers and fast food workers..........what a f***ing laugh.

Can't wait for the funeral, we should all line up to shit in the grave and rip the coffin open on the way to the cemetary so feral dogs can piss over the stinking f***ing corpse........what a day that will be?

We'll all sing together "that's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down!"

Champagne anyone?

Wat da f*** you been taking? Did he plat your pubes and now your knickers are in a twist?

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I'm not sure why I'm laughing at CF's reaction, but I'm ashamed to say I am.

Bloody hell, he was a hairdresser.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Perhaps he was CF's hairdresser.................once

 

[nicko31]

Take a listen..

BBC iPlayer - Desert Island Discs: Vidal Sassoon

Vidal had a very eventful life..

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Did his family rinse him before curled his toes bet the're going through his stuff with a fine-tooth comb.

 

[Fungus]

Err.......No Vidal Sassoon has died, not Thatcher ......

I think someone had prepared their Thatcher rant, and went too soon...

 

[guster]

I heard he threw in the towel

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I heard he threw in the towel

Why, was he a boxer as well!?!

 

[guster]

Why, was he a boxer as well!?!

well he's out for the count now

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

well he's out for the count now

Why, was he a Dracula as well?!?

 

[guster]

Why, was he a Dracula as well?!?

You learn some Fang new everyday

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

You learn some Fang new everyday

Errm.

Why, was he a DENTIST as well?!?

(I'd recommend a fang joke)

 

[catfish]

You learn some Fang new everyday

This is driving me batty.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Salon, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Who is the hair to his estate?