ginadim said:Men. I have just been woken up at 9:30 (dangerously early) by a florist with a large bouquet of flowers for me. AS IF SOME BLOODY FLOWERS ARE REALLY GOING TO PERSUADE ME TO GET BACK WITH YOU, YOU PATHETIC LOSER. Funny how the flowers on my Birthday and Valentines day mysteriously went missing, yet this flaming bunch turned up.
Now, what to do with this model of floral desperations? Any suggestions gratefully received.
Thanks.
Dez said:typical woman. Never grateful. Accept the flowers and grow up.
Man of Harveys said:How about drying them and eventually ending up with a nice potpourri? :GAY:
ginadim said:If it makes you feel any better, I did arrange them nicely in water and put them in the kitchen. My drunk flatmates will probably take care of the burning suggestion.
sten_super said:Drunk? At this hour? I know they're students but still that's a bit keen...
ginadim said:They're still drunk from last night. Something involving a lads night in, listening to the backstreet boys and painting themselves in green body paint.
captainmorganrum said:
They are all GAYERS aren't they?
ginadim said:I am beginng to think that, especially after I found an empty bottle of wine amongst the beer. One was also wearing a skirt. I'm not even joking.
Dougal said:women are the fnest things on this planet ! but that doesnt stop them being thick + lacking common
mendoza10 said:you sure youre not still asleep and dreaming as for the hour in the day still ends in am
Professor P said:Women.
Can't live with em, not very good at shagging em.