very short rant

[NS Herald]

Very short rant - what's Leon Knight up to now?

 

[Albion Rob]

Men. I have just been woken up at 9:30 (dangerously early) by a florist with a large bouquet of flowers for me. AS IF SOME BLOODY FLOWERS ARE REALLY GOING TO PERSUADE ME TO GET BACK WITH YOU, YOU PATHETIC LOSER. Funny how the flowers on my Birthday and Valentines day mysteriously went missing, yet this flaming bunch turned up.

Now, what to do with this model of floral desperations? Any suggestions gratefully received.

Thanks.

Put them in a vase?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Put them in a vase?

I'm a student, we don't have vases. I chopped the top off a 2 litre coke bottle and put them in that instead.

 

[Albion Rob]

I'm a student, we don't have vases. I chopped the top off a 2 litre coke bottle and put them in that instead.

Eh? Don't you use them as, like, extra big drinking vessels.

I must be getting old. *ahem*26*ahem*

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Very short rant - what's Leon Knight up to now?

On the subs bench at the Dons..... DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!

 

[NMH]

Men. I have just been woken up at 9:30 (dangerously early) by a florist with a large bouquet of flowers for me. AS IF SOME BLOODY FLOWERS ARE REALLY GOING TO PERSUADE ME TO GET BACK WITH YOU, YOU PATHETIC LOSER. Funny how the flowers on my Birthday and Valentines day mysteriously went missing, yet this flaming bunch turned up.

Now, what to do with this model of floral desperations? Any suggestions gratefully received.

Thanks.

You lot all harp on about how you love flowers and romance and all that, but what you REALLY respect is an arrogant bastard who doesn't call or turn up for dates half the time, uses and mistreats you and might shag your mates if your back is turned.

You love a bloke who couldn't give a shit, and would do extremely desperate things to try and get attention from such blokes.

FACT.

 

[tedebear]

You lot all harp on about how you love flowers and romance and all that, but what you REALLY respect is an arrogant bastard who doesn't call or turn up for dates half the time, uses and mistreats you and might shag your mates if your back is turned.

You love a bloke who couldn't give a shit, and would do extremely desperate things to try and get attention from such blokes.

FACT.

Flowers? Hate them personally, giving something to someone thats in the process of dying...

As for arrogant bastards who don't call or turn up or play away, respect isn't really a word for it, shithead is...

 

[Clothes Peg]

You lot all harp on about how you love flowers and romance and all that, but what you REALLY respect is an arrogant bastard who doesn't call or turn up for dates half the time, uses and mistreats you and might shag your mates if your back is turned.

You love a bloke who couldn't give a shit, and would do extremely desperate things to try and get attention from such blokes.

FACT.

Why else do you think I've taken an interest in Les?

 

[OzMike]

women? What's it all about with them? arghhhhhh

that's all.

Women like butterflies need no excuses