very short rant

[Dez]

women? What's it all about with them? arghhhhhh

that's all.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

I them

 

[Clothes Peg]

Men. I have just been woken up at 9:30 (dangerously early) by a florist with a large bouquet of flowers for me. AS IF SOME BLOODY FLOWERS ARE REALLY GOING TO PERSUADE ME TO GET BACK WITH YOU, YOU PATHETIC LOSER. Funny how the flowers on my Birthday and Valentines day mysteriously went missing, yet this flaming bunch turned up.

Now, what to do with this model of floral desperations? Any suggestions gratefully received.

Thanks.

 

[sten_super]

Men. I have just been woken up at 9:30 (dangerously early) by a florist with a large bouquet of flowers for me. AS IF SOME BLOODY FLOWERS ARE REALLY GOING TO PERSUADE ME TO GET BACK WITH YOU, YOU PATHETIC LOSER. Funny how the flowers on my Birthday and Valentines day mysteriously went missing, yet this flaming bunch turned up.

Now, what to do with this model of floral desperations? Any suggestions gratefully received.

Thanks.

BURN THEM

 

[Dez]

typical woman. Never grateful. Accept the flowers and grow up.

 

[Clothes Peg]

typical woman. Never grateful. Accept the flowers and grow up.

If it makes you feel any better, I did arrange them nicely in water and put them in the kitchen. My drunk flatmates will probably take care of the burning suggestion.

 

[Man of Harveys]

How about drying them and eventually ending up with a nice potpourri? :GAY:

 

[Clothes Peg]

How about drying them and eventually ending up with a nice potpourri? :GAY:

Last time I did that, the flowers went mouldy. So unless you have any tips on how do that? Oh, and I hope you enjoyed your night's sleep.

 

[sten_super]

If it makes you feel any better, I did arrange them nicely in water and put them in the kitchen. My drunk flatmates will probably take care of the burning suggestion.

Drunk? At this hour? I know they're students but still that's a bit keen...

 

[shaolinpunk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfu0aV1dkHw

 

[Clothes Peg]

Drunk? At this hour? I know they're students but still that's a bit keen...

They're still drunk from last night. Something involving a lads night in, listening to the backstreet boys and painting themselves in green body paint. They went out clubbing after and I had to clear up the mess.

 

[captainmorganrum]

They're still drunk from last night. Something involving a lads night in, listening to the backstreet boys and painting themselves in green body paint.

They are all GAYERS aren't they?

 

[Napper]

women are the fnest things on this planet ! but that doesnt stop them being thick + lacking common

 

[Clothes Peg]

They are all GAYERS aren't they?

I am beginng to think that, especially after I found an empty bottle of wine amongst the beer. One was also wearing a skirt. I'm not even joking.

 

[Mendoza]

I am beginng to think that, especially after I found an empty bottle of wine amongst the beer. One was also wearing a skirt. I'm not even joking.

you sure youre not still asleep and dreaming as for the hour in the day still ends in am

 

[Dez]

women are the fnest things on this planet ! but that doesnt stop them being thick + lacking common

thanks for bringing this thread back to me!

I agree. They're just sooooooo frustrating.

 

[Man of Harveys]

That green body paint thing is very weird; I suspect they're forming some sort of cult which uses the Backstreet Boys as hymns. Careful - might be human sacrifices next.

 

[Professor P]

Women.

Can't live with em, not very good at shagging em.

 

[Clothes Peg]

you sure youre not still asleep and dreaming as for the hour in the day still ends in am

I got woken up. First by a text at 8am, damn that person. And then again at 9.30 by a florist. Sure, I love sleeping, but I can't sleep through that! Mind you, if you saw the smears of body paint on the living room carpet, you may well believe it was a very odd dream.

 

[Dez]

Women.

Can't live with em, not very good at shagging em.

you're sounding as irrational as me this morning!