Urban myths

[Icy Gull]

1) Brighton and Hove Albion have a "special" relationship with Arsenal

 

[REDLAND]

The size of your cock is irrelavant to your girlfirend !!

 

[Vlad the Impala]

The size of your cock is irrelavant to your girlfirend !!

Or, in our case, your boyfriend.

 

[Trufflehound]

Giraffes can fly. They're just very shy and never do it in public.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I heard one about manhole covers being renamed "peoplehole covers" to keep in line with political correctness

 

[Parson Henry]

Brighton and Hove Albion have invented a machine to clone footballers. The prototype version has been tested and has produced a second Leon Knight. To escape detection Dick Knight has labelled the clone Sebastian Carole.

 

[O Lads]

Brighton and Hove Albion have invented a machine to clone footballers. The prototype version has been tested and has produced a second Leon Knight. To escape detection Dick Knight has labelled the clone Sebastian Carole.

 

[Bob!]

1) Brighton and Hove Albion have a "special" relationship with Arsenal

2) Mark McGhee has a special relationship with the manager of Celtic/Manchester United/Rangers * that allows us to get decent players on a season long loan

* delete as appropriate

 

[GUNTER]

On the night of November 27, Katharine Ortega bought a box of fried chicken wings at a local McDonald's restaurant and took it home to her family. While dishing it up to feed her children, Ortega noticed that one of the pieces looked, well ... funny. Examining it more closely, she saw it had eyes and a beak. She screamed. It wasn't a wing at all, she realized; it was a chicken's head, battered, fried and fully intact.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Does anyone remember that particularly hideous one about the woman, the lobster and the mud shrimps?

Went round on e-mail a few years back.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

danny has made me cum

 

[GUNTER]

Marc Almond had his stomach pumped and seven pints of spunk came out.

 

[GUNTER]

...........after sucking off an entire submarine full of sailors. ...

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Marc Almond had his stomach pumped and seven pints of spunk came out.

That's true

 

[Simster]

Chesterfield would have won the division 3 championship 5 years ago if they hadn't cheated and been deducted 10 points.

 

[Gwylan]

The baseball World Series is named after the newspaper that sponsored it.

Liverpool council banned hot cross buns to avoid offending Muslims.

Australia are the number one cricket team in the world.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

1) Geordies are the most passionate football fans in the world.

2) Scousers are all born with a naturally hilarious sense of humour.

3) Harry Redknapp is a cheeky chirpy Cockney geezer with a heart of gold and a talent for unearthing bargain priced football geniuses on a shoestring budget

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Chesterfield would have won the division 3 championship 5 years ago if they hadn't cheated and been deducted 10 points.

They had 9 taken off so course thats a myth

 

[Simster]

They had 9 taken off so course thats a myth

Yes.

Yes, that's why I put it in a thread entitled "Urban Myths"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

(4) The people of this country WANT their taxes to be spent on a lengthy and extravagantly expensive enquiry into how a rich divorcee from Britain's most sponging aristocratic family came to die in a car crash in Paris 8 years ago, and that we consider it worthwhile to divert our hard earned cash into finding out if it was in fact a conspiracy or not.