Uncle Spielberg's Film Club

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Evan Almighty

Quite chucklesome but they do over do the "religious" bit (more so than Bruce)and it takes a while to warm up.

Good one for DVD maybe 6 out of 10. Not as bad as people are making out there are some good moments to iy.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Is there a Transformers 2 in the offing?

I think there is a fair chance !.

$ 600 000 000 box office takings so af

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

USA All Time Box Office Takings - Top 30

1. Titanic (1997) $600,779,824
2. Star Wars (1977) $460,935,665
3. Shrek 2 (2004) $436,471,036
4. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) $434,949,459
5. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) $431,065,444
6. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) $423,032,628
7. Spider-Man (2002) $403,706,375
8. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) $380,262,555
9. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) $377,019,252
10. Spider-Man 2 (2004) $373,377,893
11. The Passion of the Christ (2004) $370,270,943
12. Jurassic Park (1993) $356,784,000
13. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) $340,478,898
14. Finding Nemo (2003) $339,714,367
15. Spider-Man 3 (2007) $336,279,383
16. Forrest Gump (1994) $329,691,196
17. The Lion King (1994) $328,423,001
18. Shrek the Third (2007) $320,706,665
19. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $317,557,891
20. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) $313,837,577
21. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) $310,675,583
22. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) $309,125,409
23. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) $307,318,071
24. Independence Day (1996) $306,124,059
25. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) $305,388,685
26. Transformers (2007) $298,897,881
27. The Sixth Sense (1999) $293,501,675
28. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) $291,709,845
29. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) $290,158,751
30. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) $289,994,397

 

[MattBackHome]

Jurassic Park: The Lost World

MUCh better than I remember and great cast: Pete Postlethwaite, Vince Vaughn, Jeff Goldblum, Julianna Moore and some bad-ass RAPTORS.

9.0

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Steady, Spielberg made that, it is an unwritten rule that Spielberg MUST NEVER get any praise for his films as without exception EVERY SINGLE FILM he has ever made has been SHIT, did you not know that ?.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Last night my kids watched 'Night at the Museum'.

For those that don't know it, it is a highly complex art-house thriller, with a brilliantly understated performance by that fine master of subtlety, Ben Stiller.

It also features Alan Partridge as a 3 inch high Roman Centurian, which is worth an extra point in itself.

High class entertainment. 8.4

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2007/07/23/transformers_2007_review.shtml

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

bbci - pretty good movie website

 

[MattBackHome]

Steady, Spielberg made that, it is an unwritten rule that Spielberg MUST NEVER get any praise for his films as without exception EVERY SINGLE FILM he has ever made has been SHIT, did you not know that ?.

It's not unwritten anymore is it?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

true

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Worldwide All Time Box Office Takings

1. Titanic (1997) $1,835,300,000
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) $1,129,219,252
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) $1,060,332,628
4. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $968,657,891
5. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) $954,418,071
6. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) $922,379,000
7. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) $921,600,000
8. Jurassic Park (1993) $919,700,000
9. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) $892,194,397
10. Spider-Man 3 (2007) $885,179,383
11. Shrek 2 (2004) $880,871,036
12. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) $866,300,000
13. Finding Nemo (2003) $865,000,000
14. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) $860,700,000
15. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) $848,462,555
16. Independence Day (1996) $811,200,000
17. Spider-Man (2002) $806,700,000
18. Star Wars (1977) $797,900,000
19. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) $789,458,727
20. Spider-Man 2 (2004) $783,577,893
21. The Lion King (1994) $783,400,000
22. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) $775,121,089
23. The Da Vinci Code (2006) $757,236,138
24. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) $756,700,000
25. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) $738,809,845
26. The Matrix Reloaded (2003) $735,600,000
27. Shrek the Third (2007) $727,506,665
28. Forrest Gump (1994) $679,400,000
29. The Sixth Sense (1999) $661,500,000
30. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) $653,200,000
31. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) $648,200,000
32. The Incredibles (2004) $624,037,578
33. Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006) $623,829,763
34. The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) $614,300,000
35. The Passion of the Christ (2004) $604,370,943
36. Transformers (2007) $594,897,881
37. War of the Worlds (2005) $591,377,056
38. Casino Royale (2006) $587,607,184
39. Men in Black (1997) $587,200,000
40. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) $572,700,000
41. Night at the Museum (2006) $571,063,268
42. Armageddon (1998/I) $554,600,000
43. King Kong (2005) $547,051,260
44. Mission: Impossible II (2000) $545,300,000
45. Home Alone (1990) $533,800,000
46. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) $533,800,000
47. Monsters, Inc. (2001) $528,900,000
48. The Day After Tomorrow (2004) $527,939,919
49. Ghost (1990) $517,600,000
50. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) $516,800,000

 

[Cheshire Cat]

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

thanks

 

[keaton]

I watched the first 2 hours 5 minutes of the latest King Kong the other day. That film is utter turd

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I watched the first 2 hours 5 minutes of the latest King Kong the other day. That film is utter turd

what an extraordinary thing to say I gave it 8.4

 

[Easy 10]

I think there is a fair chance !.

$ 600 000 000 box office takings so af

According to my sources, Megan Fox has already signed up for Transformers 2. And rumours are abound that one of the Transformers arrives in the form off...a fully-laden AIRCRAFT CARRIER complete with a squadron of fighter jets.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

All-Time Worldwide Box office
Rank Title Worldwide Box Office
1. Titanic (1997) $1,835,300,000
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) $1,129,219,252
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) $1,060,332,628
4. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $968,657,891
5. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) $958,404,152
6. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) $936,251,968
7. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) $922,379,000
8. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) $921,600,000
9. Jurassic Park (1993) $919,700,000
10. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) $892,194,397
11. Spider-Man 3 (2007) $885,430,303
12. Shrek 2 (2004) $880,871,036
13. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) $866,300,000
14. Finding Nemo (2003) $865,000,000
15. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) $860,700,000
16. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) $848,462,555
17. Independence Day (1996) $811,200,000
18. Spider-Man (2002) $806,700,000
19. Star Wars (1977) $797,900,000
20. Shrek the Third (2007) $791,106,665
21. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) $789,458,727
22. Spider-Man 2 (2004) $783,577,893
23. The Lion King (1994) $783,400,000
24. The Da Vinci Code (2006) $757,236,138
25. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) $756,700,000
26. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) $738,809,845
27. The Matrix Reloaded (2003) $735,600,000
28. Transformers (2007) $700,759,914
29. Forrest Gump (1994) $679,400,000
30. The Sixth Sense (1999) $661,500,000

Easy, Transformers has now eased past $ 700 000 000, T2 and T3 are already greenlighted with Spielberg saying he will be involved for 3 but no more, Le Boueff and Fox have signed but Bay is yet to put pen to paper as he is bargaining a deal, fair play to him, Transfomers was widely predicted to be the Turkey of 2007and it wiped the floor with the opposition. I think T2 is looking to be fecking awesome frankly.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Will those lists not be slightly flawed due to the fact tickets cost more now?

 

[keaton]

Will those lists not be slightly flawed due to the fact tickets cost more now?

Don't be stupid, it's because all of the best films ever have been released in the last in the last 10 years

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

its not complicated it is the total box office takings