Twitter help please

[Bozza]

Feel free to follow the link in my sig below...

You should add your Twitter username into your NSC profile so people can just click that Twitter follow button to the left there.

 

[severnside gull]

Ipswich fans tried that

"@10chopra10 Hi Michael please dont RT me I would ♥ a RT"

but it didn't work

very good indeed

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The trends thing on Twitter is a complete pile of crap, as the vast majority of them are the result of 17 million thirteen year old girls who sit at school, scanning Twitter for anything- anything at all- relating to Justin Bieber, and can't help themselves from responding or retweeting it. As soon as they get hold of something, that's it, guaranteed trend due to sheer numbers (depressing, isn't it).

From this alone, I have noted that it appears to be the little runt's 18th birthday tomorrow, and thus every single trend, all day, will be some such (badly spelled) horseshit relating to that fact, like #MyBabyIs18 Today, FFS, there are trends pertaining to the fact that it's his last day of being 17

If you ask footballers for a retweet, you are on a par with these girls. Fact.

On the subject of trends, I was rather hoping to get #HineysLuckyPants on the list by the season end, but as they have never been worn by either Bieber or One Direction, I'm not holding out much hope.

 

[ROSM]

I've really grown to like twitter recently. I've started following @rupertmurdoch today. It's a PR persons nightmare where your client gets hold of direct comms with the world and you have no control over it. Its so bad it could be a spoof (but it isnt).

I've got some weird ladies following me now (spambots) but also some real people in south carolina who saw some stuff I wrote about phone hacking

The star man that is @12cms12 didnt RT for my sons 5th birthday but actually sent a message to him instead. That goes very nicely to the post on NSC that Guy Butters sent via Race when he was born.

 

[Easy 10]

Twitters great, but if I had my way I would remove the retweet facility COMPLETELY

Like a trainer on strike at Seaworld, it serves no purpoise.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I've really grown to like twitter recently. I've started following @rupertmurdoch today. It's a PR persons nightmare where your client gets hold of direct comms with the world and you have no control over it. Its so bad it could be a spoof (but it isnt).

I've got some weird ladies following me now (spambots) but also some real people in south carolina who saw some stuff I wrote about phone hacking

The star man that is @12cms12 didnt RT for my sons 5th birthday but actually sent a message to him instead. That goes very nicely to the post on NSC that Guy Butters sent via Race when he was born.

They're not spam/sex bots following you, it's just loads of women who want you. Honest.

 

[The Large One]

<---- Done.

You should add your Twitter username into your NSC profile so people can just click that Twitter follow button to the left there.

 

[ROSM]

They're not spam/sex bots following you, it's just loads of women who want you. Honest.

That was my initial reaction but my wife told me they were spam bots so I believed her. I'm glad you've restored my faith

#IknewIwasrightallalong

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Oh, and if you're not following NSC on Twitter you're probably missing out on the juicy transfer stuff.

The day North Stand Chat followed me I KNEW I'd made it.

Ipswich fans tried that

"@10chopra10 Hi Michael please dont RT me I would ♥ a RT"

but it didn't work

The trends thing on Twitter is a complete pile of crap, as the vast majority of them are the result of 17 million thirteen year old girls who sit at school, scanning Twitter for anything- anything at all- relating to Justin Bieber, and can't help themselves from responding or retweeting it. As soon as they get hold of something, that's it, guaranteed trend due to sheer numbers (depressing, isn't it).

From this alone, I have noted that it appears to be the little runt's 18th birthday tomorrow, and thus every single trend, all day, will be some such (badly spelled) horseshit relating to that fact, like #MyBabyIs18 Today, FFS, there are trends pertaining to the fact that it's his last day of being 17

If you ask footballers for a retweet, you are on a par with these girls. Fact.

On the subject of trends, I was rather hoping to get #HineysLuckyPants on the list by the season end, but as they have never been worn by either Bieber or One Direction, I'm not holding out much hope.

I would like to point out that Adam El-Abd was TRENDING during the Liverpool game.

 

[Worthingite]

I think I've added my twitter thingy, but I'm not altogether sure....

Edit: Yep, yep I have!

 

[SeagullSongs]

I would like to point out that Adam El-Abd was TRENDING during the Liverpool game.

For bear-hugging Carroll in the penalty box by any chance?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think Bridcutt was also trending in the same game...

 

[Worthingite]

also follow @ joey7barton - if only to witness what a colossal bellend he is...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

also follow @ joey7barton - if only to witness what a colossal bellend he is...

Occasionally he comes out with something that makes me think "yeah, the man talks sense", but most of the time his account is amongst the most self-indulgent crap you could wish to read. He really does think the world revolves around him and that everyone else is wrong.

 

[Worthingite]

Occasionally he comes out with something that makes me think "yeah, the man talks sense", but most of the time his account is amongst the most self-indulgent crap you could wish to read. He really does think the world revolves around him and that everyone else is wrong.

This is his "about me" bit..... "It might be a surprise but its true. That I'm not like you and I don't want your advice or your praise or to move in the way you do. And I never will"

Never before has the word twunt seemed so appropriate...

 

[swindonseagull]

I found Leon knight the other day....what a dick...

and why does BHAFC tweets keep posting crap about non existant tv streams?? plus ipswich was last week....I assume its computer doing it?

 

[shoreham moonraker]

i hear @holdupbrighton dishes out free tickets to the amex*

*disclaimer it doesnt but is an ace indie night

 

[Lush]

You can always block Retweets from specific individuals and the worst culprits (essential for most Albion players, unless you like to see Retweets "for my daughter's first birthday" - like she can read.)

I knew about Davy Jones dying about half an hour before it was on the BBC, thanks to following @dianainheaven who is hilarious (and very sweary for a princess)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This is his "about me" bit..... "It might be a surprise but its true. That I'm not like you and I don't want your advice or your praise or to move in the way you do. And I never will"

He cares so little about what everyone else thinks, he feels the need to speak to us all fifty times a day. You are absolutely right.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You can always block Retweets from specific individuals and the worst culprits (essential for most Albion players, unless you like to see Retweets "for my daughter's first birthday" - like she can read.)

I knew about Davy Jones dying about half an hour before it was on the BBC, thanks to following @dianainheaven who is hilarious (and very sweary for a princess)

Diana is AMAZINGLY quick on the death messages, isn't she?