Trendy Brighton Parents

[Les Biehn]

You know the sort, call their kids names like joshua or thai names noone can pronounce because the kid was conceived there while they were travelling, have 3 wheeled buggies and a cool relaxed attitude to parenting (i.e their kids runs around like a turd bothering everyone and climbing over stuff but are 'expressing' themselves).

Irritating.

 

[Jimbo26]

Trendy muppets who probably earn a fortune. Lentil eating tosspots !!!. Give a child a good strong name like DAVE or JIM or TARQUIN !!!!

 

[Starry]

Joshua isn't a trendy name! It's a solid Hebrew name.

My son has a Tarquin (and a Cornelius) in his class at school.

I don't think allowing your children to run around and make a nuisance of themselves is a cool relaxed mode of parenting, I think it's the lazy parents way out of parenting.

 

[Jimbo26]

Joshua isn't a trendy name! It's a solid Hebrew name.

My son has a Tarquin (and a Cornelius) in his class at school.

I don't think allowing your children to run around and make a nuisance of themselves is a cool relaxed mode of parenting, I think it's the lazy parents way out of parenting.

Tarquin You must be kidding me !

 

[Starry]

I wish I was. He is a good kid, they call him Quinn mostly. But Cornelius? Not only did his parents lumber him with that name, he is 'that' kid that every class has that just doesn't fit in I feel bad for him!

 

[Ernest]

King Herod had the right idea

 

[surrey jim]

Trendy muppets who probably earn a fortune. Lentil eating tosspots !!!. Give a child a good strong name like DAVE or JIM or TARQUIN !!!!

JIM

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Boudicca.

Who would call their child Boudicca?

Apart from the White Witch of East Saltdean, of course.

 

[Rangdo]

You know the sort, call their kids names like joshua or thai names noone can pronounce because the kid was conceived there while they were travelling, have 3 wheeled buggies and a cool relaxed attitude to parenting (i.e their kids runs around like a turd bothering everyone and climbing over stuff but are 'expressing' themselves).

Irritating.

The tossers who pierce their kids ears piss me off. As if the kid actually wants to have their ears pierced. Twats.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Les, are you Richard Littlejohn in disguise?

Not a bad rant though, definitely a 7/10.

 

[Buzzer]

What about Thomas and Gabriel then?

I'd hate to think that I wasn't a trendy midle class parent.

 

[cannedheat]

Lets face it they are not as bad as the chavs childrens names.
Chardonay
Brittney
Beyonce
Tallon

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Lets face it they are not as bad as the chavs childrens names.
Chardonay
Brittney
Beyonce
Tallon

Have to agree. Good call.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

There's a kid called Chelsea in the council house nextdoor to me

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Boudicca.

Who would call their child Boudicca?

Apart from the White Witch of East Saltdean, of course.

Mr and Mrs Basher?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You know the sort, call their kids names like joshua or thai names noone can pronounce because the kid was conceived there while they were travelling, have 3 wheeled buggies and a cool relaxed attitude to parenting (i.e their kids runs around like a turd bothering everyone and climbing over stuff but are 'expressing' themselves).

Irritating.

Good. Proper stoned-out old-skool Brightonians. Friend of a friend who was an ex-Pink Floyd roadie who lived down by the Lewes Road called his daughter Parody Tralala. An ex-workmate called his twin girls Tarragon & Coriander. and a special mention to the proud parents who were taken aback in the eighties when the registrar of births, deaths and marriages refuesd to register their newborn as Beelzebub.

Better by a country mile to have the freaks, the geeks and the acid-heads than the charm-free child-free metrosexuals moving into *cough* The New England Quarter and turning Brighton into a bland dormitory town, sorry CITY.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

I'm with you there, THPP.

"Quarters" are the invention of Beelzebub and up with them we should not be putting!

 

[Del Boy]

Levi
Chelsea

 

[Starry]

What about Thomas and Gabriel then?

I'd hate to think that I wasn't a trendy midle class parent.

I'm a chav according to someone on here, I forget who, but because we chose a princess name for our daughter that = chav!

My baby would have been a Gabriel had she been a boy.

 

[Starry]

Levi
Chelsea

Levi is a good Biblical name!