Does anyone else know a child who is terrified of Santa?
A mates little girl is so scared of him that her Dad has to "go to meet him" for the presents every Xmas eve so he doesn't go to the house.
Which is great for him as he gets a night in the pub.
I love this thread each year.
So he's in New Zealand/Australia at the moment.
Now in Sendai, Japan
Why's he delivering presents to North Korea the commie bastards?
I'd like to hear reports of a harakiri Santa diving beardfirst at a thousand miles an hour into the evil despot of his choosing annually, saving a number of countries the money of going to war to expensively dethrone. Instead, they must promise to lower taxes on the poor and try to even out societies so that the awfulness of difference isn't so cruelly rubbed in at this time of year. And they must allow him to roger any world babe after he's reformed his eternal body and reassembled another collection of flying beasts to aid his yuletide global jingling.
This is a good site if you've got little uns http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/