Top 3 things that PISS you off when you're DRIVING

[Lady Whistledown]

(1) People who don't bother with their lights even when it's 7.30pm in a thunderstorm in the middle of December.

(2) People who feel it imperative to switch their fog lights on because it's drizzling a bit

(3) People who pull out sharply from side roads in front of you, forcing you to brake, like they're in a tearing hurry. And then drive at 25mph for the next 15 miles, like they're clearly not.

(4) People who drive up your arse while on mobile phones

But at least I, unlike most people, can do something about all this, mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

Incidentally, anyone see that programme about elderly drivers the other day? Full of drivers in their nineties. I appreciate they probably picked the worst ones to make good TV, but it was frankly terrifying to think they were all still driving about on our roads. Apart from the one who died, obviously...

 

[British Bulldog]

1: Lorry drivers who feel the need to overtake another lorry ( was driving up the A34 a few months ago and it happened in front of me, 5 miles later the lorry finaly overtook the other one.)

2: Drivers jumping the Red flashing light's at Level Crossings.

3: Taxi drivers! they think they own the f**king roads.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

When the car in front is trundling along at slow speed on a winding country lane where it's impossible to overtake, and you can see the driver yacking away, gesticulating all over the place to the passenger. Probably having a good old chat about whether it's better to go to Wakehurst Place or Nyman's Gardens that day.

Concentrate on the road, you silly old gits!

 

[NMH]

When the car in front is trundling along at slow speed on a winding country lane where it's impossible to overtake, and you can see the driver yacking away, gesticulating all over the place to the passenger. Probably having a good old chat about whether it's better to go to Wakehurst Place or Nyman's Gardens that day.

Concentrate on the road, you silly old gits!

That's why it's good to be carryin' HEAT

 

[British Bulldog]

People who pick they're kids up from school & have to park as near to the school as possible, and give no consideration to the danger they put kids in who are trying to cross the roads where all these cars are parked.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Twatty 17 year olds in souped up Peugeot 106s with stereos that cost more than the vehicle itself, who feel the need to cruise up West Street at 1am, trying to impress the 14 year old girls in the Event with their penis extension little Noddy cars.

 

[British Bulldog]

Rubbernecker's when there's been an accident!

 

[bhanutz]

Rubbernecker's when there's been an accident!

bet you have a sneaky look!