Top 3 things that PISS you off when you're DRIVING

[Lord Bracknell]

Drivers in slow moving traffic who leave a HUGE gap between themselves and the car in front. They have NO IDEA that the effect of this is that they are causing the queue that they are in to TAIL BACK to the junction they've just gone through - effectively CLAGGING UP THAT JUNCTION quite unnecessarily, while at the same time preventing vehicles that are in the queue, but JUST WANT TO REACH THE NEXT LEFT TURN, from getting to the point where they will LEAVE the queue and make things better for EVERYONE.

 

[Parson Henry]

I would nick women's underwear from the line anytime!!

 

[aftershavedave]

Sssh! Grown ups are talking!

get you lofty

 

[Man of Harveys]

I love the smell of toilet seats on the Thameslink

 

[Parson Henry]

Sssh! I have no genitalia!

 

[Lankyseagull]

1. Motorcyclists who think it's their God given right to overtake in the face of oncoming traffic - seen so many near misses.

2. People who don't know how to drive roundabouts - you give way to traffic approaching on your right! Oh the frustration of being behind someone and no-one goes!

3. People who don't give way when it's your right of way - often w*nkers in 4x4's!

 

[Trufflehound]

All the beers are on me at the next meet up

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Drivers in slow moving traffic who leave a HUGE gap between themselves and the car in front. They have NO IDEA that the effect of this is that they are causing the queue that they are in to TAIL BACK to the junction they've just gone through - effectively CLAGGING UP THAT JUNCTION quite unnecessarily, while at the same time preventing vehicles that are in the queue, but JUST WANT TO REACH THE NEXT LEFT TURN, from getting to the point where they will LEAVE the queue and make things better for EVERYONE.

Spot on and why is it I always seem to get one in front of me They invariably have the Christian fish symbol stuck to the back of their cars - Are Vicars preaching "Leave a gap and let thy neighbour in"

 

[Leekbrookgull]

White van man on his mobile,whilst driving,while his mate reads the paper !!

 

[Trufflehound]

Spot on and why is it I always seem to get one in front of me They invariably have the Christian fish symbol stuck to the back of their cars - Are Vicars preaching "Leave a gap and let thy neighbour in"

Perhaps there isn't a space at all. Maybe there's an invisble car there:

http://www.newscientisttech.com/article/dn10334

 

[Man of Harveys]

Who not have the next NSC meet-up in Holland? You can all crash round at mine, even if you have continous explosive diarrehoea and have to wear a big nappy. Like Afters.

Aw, that'll be GREAT - cheers!

 

[Trufflehound]

Can you have "continuous explosive diarrehoea"? Wouldn't it be more "eruptive" if it went on and on...?

Just a thought like.

 

[BensGrandad]

White van man on his mobile,whilst driving,while his mate reads the paper !!

Anybody using a mobile especially when trying to go around aroundabout.

Should be 6 penalty points it would soon stop when 2 offences mean a ban.

I also believe people with bike carriers on the back that cover their number plates. It is so easy to get a number plate and fix it to the bikes so that it can be read.


Lastly people who tow a trailer or caravan at excessive speed to show that they are good drivers can do it or that their Chelsea Tractor is powerful.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

1. People who cut the corner every time they turn right into a side road, assuming there will be nothing coming the other way.

2. Motorcyclists generally. Do they give you a different highway code?

3. The idiots who push their nose out so that you have NO OPTION but to let them out, then wave to say thanks. That so gets me wound up. If I wanted to let you out, I would have left a gap, wouldn't I. If you are going to drive like a prick and force your way out, then go ahead and drive like a prick, but please don't insult me by thanking me. That is all.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Can you have "continuous explosive diarrehoea"? Wouldn't it be more "eruptive" if it went on and on...?

Just a thought like.

Good point. You wouldn't want either on your pancakes in the morning.

 

[BensGrandad]

3. The idiots who push their nose out so that you have NO OPTION but to let them out, then wave to say thanks. That so gets me wound up. If I wanted to let you out, I would have left a gap, wouldn't I. If you are going to drive like a prick and force your way out, then go ahead and drive like a prick, but please don't insult me by thanking me. That is all.

Sorry I am guilty of this as I would never get out of my home if I waited for a car to let me out on the A272.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

1. Long A-ROADS without proper DUAL CARRIAGEWAY provision. Mostly in the COUNTRYSIDE.

2. Bad SIGNAGE so that you get LOST when trying to follow the INSTRUCTIONS you'rve printed out from the RAC website.

3. When you MISS a vital SIGN because the left lane is chock-full of HIGH-SIDED VEHICLES.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

1. 4 x 4 Drivers in General, they have their own Highway code but they just forgot to tell everyone else
2. Mototcyclists who drive up the middle of two lanes of stationery traffic and then give you the finger because you moved slightly and nearly hit them. Well dont f***ing well drive on peoples blind side you hairy tosser.
3. People who park in Family parking bays at Tesco etc when then clearly have no children. Selfish retards

 

[Icy Gull]

1) Drivers who brake and THEN indicate, bit f***ing late you thicko you have a good chance of being shunted up the arse.

2) Drivers who have cannot judge how to join a roundabout, either waiting for a 10 sec gap or just pulling out and making the traffic already on the roundabout brake. Worst of all those that wait 5 mins and then "go for it" and cause braking and hooting on the roundabout.

3) Worst by a mile tough is anyone in front of me who is going slower than I want to go and won't move out my way

 

[GUNTER]

Old people, women drivers , idiots that's about it.