Top 3 things that PISS you off when you're DRIVING

[Artois]

At the moment, mine HAS to be:

1. Drivers that can't judge gaps
2. Always-stay-in-the-middle/outside laners
3. Drivers that don't know how to turn right properly at junctions




What's your pet hates whilst behind the wheel?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Not sure what my pet hates about driving as he can neither drive or talk.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

1. Drivers that can't judge gaps.
2. Always-stay-in-the-middle/outside laners.
3. Drivers that don't know how to use roundabouts properly.
4a. The inability to use indicators.
4b. Indicating too early and skipping a turning.
5. Drivers that stop in the hatching, meaning you can't turn etc. etc.
6. Tailgating.
7. Fog lights on when not needed.
8. Cyclists (I am a law abiding cyclist) that use the King Road instead of the cycle lane provided on the seafront.
9. Learners who are not ready to be thrown in at the deep end of rush hour traffic.
10....

Ooops, did you say 3?

 

[Billy the Fish]

1. People not indicating properly at roundabouts

2. Undertaking on the motorway

3. Lorries overtaking other lorries because they're going 1/2 mph quicker, thus snarling up the road for the rest of us.

 

[Lander]

I'm just learning to drive now! And for the right turn number from Artois, i find that quite hard to judge it properly!

Spose only had 9 hours

 

[Curious Orange]

1) People not indicating.
2) People driving too slowly in national speed limit areas.
3) People who forget to turn their fog-lights off, particularly as it extremely rare that you'd need to use them in the first place!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

****s with baby on board stickers in the window who get right up your arse
silly old fuckers that sit in the middle lane of the motorway doing 50 whilst indicating right
and worst of all, fuckwitts that do not indicate at roundabouts

 

[Trufflehound]

Gophers on the putting green.








Oh sorry, I think I meant golfers...

 

[blueandwhitearmy]

1. Cyclists
2. ****s who will cut the queues in a long line of traffic
3. People who have their lights on full beam totally needlessly.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Not sure what my pet hates about driving as he can neither drive or talk.

I'd trade him in, to be honest. Get this one instead. He can drive LORRIES:

 

[Everest]

People stopping at red traffic lights in the right hand lane, then indicating to turn right when the lights change.

Police that don't know what road markings mean (like this morning at Heathrow).

People in my way.

 

[the wanderbus]

people who cut corners
people who pull out without looking
school run mums, you wouldnt drive a transit so why bother with those f***ing 4 x 4's (normally the main perpetrators of both of the above too )

 

[Trufflehound]

1. People who can't remember what the question was.
2. People who can't count to three.

 

[Gazwag]

People who cant be bothered to say thank you when you let them out/through

Idiot white van drivers/builders who travel to the supermarkets in their work vehicles with wife in front of cab with child on lap - they dont deserve kids putting them at risk like that

people who dive slowly on busy roads until they reach a straight bit of road when they speed up so stopping anybody overtaking

centre lane hoggers

BUT MY WORST

is people who throw litter/sweet papers/cigarette butts out of the window


sorry that's five

 

[Rougvie]

Lorry Drivers
Lorry Drivers
Lorry Drivers

 

[Parson Henry]

At the moment, mine HAS to be:

1. Drivers that can't judge gaps
2. Always-stay-in-the-middle/outside laners
3. Drivers that don't know how to turn right properly at junctions




What's your pet hates whilst behind the wheel?

Drivers who think they are 'good' drivers and want to criticise other drivers

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I'd trade him in, to be honest. Get this one instead. He can drive LORRIES:

I've named him Yorkie (he drives lorries).
Shit, sorry Yorkie, no offence like.

 

[Man of Harveys]

People on mobiles - it's just stupidly dangerous.

I'm just about old enough to remember when drink-driving wasn't quite as socially unacceptable as it is now. What needs to happen for chatting on mobiles to become as reviled?

That and people trying to get me to break the speed limit in towns by driving up my arse. f*** off, I won't break the law for you that way any more than I'd go and nick someone's bag for you.

 

[aftershavedave]

People on mobiles - it's just stupidly dangerous.

weren't we overtaken by an old lady on a mobile last time i was in your car?






and she was pushing a shopping trolley!

 

[Man of Harveys]

weren't we overtaken by an old lady on a mobile last time i was in your car?






and she was pushing a shopping trolley!

Sssh! Grown ups are talking!