Toilet reading matter

[Hiney]

Having a well-stocked and varied toilet library is one of the CORNERSTONES of our society.

It is absolutely vital that when you pop into the bog for a good SHIT, the available reading material is up to scratch.

At the moment, in our downstairs bog we have:

OK magazine
Stuff magazine x 2
Build a Bonfire
Moon the Loon - biography of Keith Moon

What's in your Toilet?

 

[British Bulldog]

Sea Angler, Total Sea Fishing and Improve Your Coarse fishing magazine's.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Reading material is essential, isn't it? The toilet being a very good escape pod from the hubbub of life.

I have a series of 'free' books from The Observer. Films; The Body; Money; Inventions; Art; and some others, I forget which.

Plus, a book called 'Last Chance to See' by the great late Douglas Adams and Carwardine

 

[Dr Q]

my missus can't contemplate why I have to read in the bog, is it a male thing?

ours usually contains copies of Autosport, F1 Magazine and The Field. Now and again a Sunday Times or Observer magazine may end up in there, particularly the Observer Sports mag.

 

[Titanic]

The River Cottage Fish Book - Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall & Nick Fisher

 

[chobby]

2007 NFL Stats book, a crossword book and a couple of old BBC Grand prix magazines, one with Damon Hill on the front cover stating "I can win another F1 title"

 

[The Large One]

Quite a bit actually.

Dear Boy - Biography of Keith Moon
Summers Will Never Be The Same - A Tribute to Brian Johnston
Eric Sykes' Comedy Heroes
Guinness Book of Hit Singles (1996)
A Pre-History of the Far Side
Several magazines of various vintage, including ones I have designed
Some Frederick Forsyth novel

 

[Napper]

just my phone

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Always take a book in with me... so does my wife.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Four Four Two Magazine - last 8 issues

Total Film - last 4 issues

 

[Chester Drawers]

A big brown floater which refuses to budge....

 

[Box of Frogs]

Usually Four Four Two, Sports Argus, BHA Miscellany, Total Guitar or the local paper.

 

[Normal Rob]

Ones that i can remember...

Why don't penguins feet freeze? (and other pointless questions - New Scientist)
QI - (the book - not sure of the title, may just be QI)
La Redoute catalogue
Victoria Wood- the TV sketches

 

[SeagullTim]

Playing Poker to Win
Hove and Away (x2)

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Currently residing in the ELS bog:

And an excellent read it is, too

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[Mendoza]

I take my lap top in and take advantage of the wireless network, so I can log on to NSC, take a shit and post shit at the same time

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You need to get a blackberry, Brett.

 

[Starry]

my missus can't contemplate why I have to read in the bog, is it a male thing?

Nope!

nothing actually gets left in our bathroom because it's guaranteed a little person would come along and flush it. I take whatever book I am reading and lock the door, whether I need the loo or not, that is my peaceful safe haven away from squabbles.

 

[Gully]

Nothing, I have never understood why people read in the khazi...nor felt the need to, would much rather read my book/magazine/newspaper whilst sat on the sofa with a nice cuppa!!!

 

[Simon Morgan]

I'm with Gully, I've never understood the need to read whilst undergoing the process of excretion!