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To the fat bloke in block D, row I, seat 102
- Thread starter Oscar
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So people are not allowed to say anything that is not your views?
Goring Gull
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I've necver been to ground like the withdean for the amount of bl00dy moaners even when we were in our two title seasons the game si got too there were whingers everywhere.
Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Dunno his name..........Yorkie may know.He is VERY vocal though.dave the gaffer said:
Redhead
New member
bakesy said:You wanna try H block......i get 40 million decibels of....."axe him...........snap his legs.........etc" from the guy behind me.............
I think I sat next to him for the Plymouth game, he bear hugged my 16st friend and lifted him clean off the ground, he's nuts, nice bloke, but nuts.
Oscar said:Thanks for ruining the match for me on Saturday (even before it was clear we weren't going to be up for it). During the course of the 90mins I had to listen to you moan to the poor fucker next to you about:
1. The entire first team - one after the other and back again
2. How it's not worth making changes as the rest of the squad is crap too.
3. McGhee not being good enough
4. Booker the same
5. How we should heve used our money better in the summer
6. How foreign players don't get "stuck in" like the English ones (This on kick racism out of football day)
7. How even if we get Falmer we'll probably be dead and buried before it built.
8. How if we don't get it you wont bother becaue "I've bled for this club.
And so it went on and on and f***ing on. It's was like an endless drone of a noise
Do me a favour mate, don't go! You obviously find going to football deeply upsetting so go do something else - and don't stay until the 90th minute and don't buy a replica shirt to pull over your fat f***ing body.
It's "fans" like this that make me lose the will to live. Rant over
Why pick on this guy? Sound like most people on Saturday! Don't agree about MM, but the rest is true! How is moaning about the foreign players "racist"?
Gilliver's Travels
Peripatetic
Every club has its whingers. I've never understood why they go, as it's a very expensive kind of masochism.
They'd surely get more satisfaction having Easy 10 throw his hybrid biscuits at them. And he'd probably come a lot CHEAPER too.
They'd surely get more satisfaction having Easy 10 throw his hybrid biscuits at them. And he'd probably come a lot CHEAPER too.
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Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
The West Stand and east stand at the old goldstone were for the moaners. Of course at withers they are all spread out.
When we get our new stadium the whingers can congregate in one section as opposed to being widely spread.
When we get our new stadium the whingers can congregate in one section as opposed to being widely spread.
Oscar said:
Do I? You seem to have been having a go for someone not agreeing with you?
Gritt23
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Wardywonderland said:
Jaffa Cakes are indeed, CAKES! It's actually a very important issue, as cakes and 'luxury' biscuits (basically, they become luxury when they are covered in chocolate, as opposed to your basic digestive) are treated differently by the VAT regulations.
Under UK law, no VAT is charged on biscuits and cakes - they are 'zero rated'. Chocolate covered biscuits, however, are classed as luxury items and are subject to VAT at 17.5%. McVitie's classed its Jaffa Cakes as cakes, but in 1991 this was challenged in court.
This may have been because their Jaffa Cakes are about the same size and shape as some types of biscuit. The question which had to be answered was what criteria should be used to class something as a cake or biscuit. McVitie's defended the classification of Jaffa Cakes as a cake by producing a giant jaffa cake to illustrate that their jaffa cakes were simply mini cakes. They also argued that the distinction between cakes and biscuits is simply that cakes go hard when stale, whereas biscuits go soft. It was demonstrated that Jaffa Cakes become hard when stale and McVitie's won the case.
It is therefore generally accepted that the basic distinction that applies to all such products is whether, once stale, they have gone hard (cakes) or soft (biscuits).
Gilliver's Travels
Peripatetic
Tony Meolas Loan Spell said:
North Stand, Whinging Section? Sounds like a winner to me! Along with the planned Swearing Section...
(or is that the home dugout?)
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
OK, I accept that THIS is a custard cream biscuitGilliver's Travels said:
However, THIS is the custard cream I was referring to, and its clearly not a biscuit. Its more of a tart.
Gilliver's Travels
Peripatetic
Easy 10 said:Its more of a tart.
As indeed are.... no, I won't fall into that one, Easy....
Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
Sounds like he has his FINGER right on the pulse 
Knightsworld
Well-known member
The Large One said:
Is that the bloke with the softish voice or the one with the deeper one? I sit in Row q and these two do nothing but moan from the moment the game starts.
Scarface
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I used to stand in front of that bloke. Was always saying 'axe him Danny' and 'Snap him'! He also goes mental when he think there should have been a penalty, 'PENALTY REFEREE, PENALTY...' before the two words get mixed together and then he runs out of breath!bakesy said:You wanna try H block......i get 40 million decibels of....."axe him...........snap his legs.........etc" from the guy behind me.............
Wilka
Well-known member
Some of the people that sit around me at the back of E block f***ing annoying as well. If it wasn't such a good view.....
I've got some big bloke a row behind who likes to slate anyone who isn't a big bastard like Cullip. Paul Brooker in particular used to get the most stick but he doesn't seam to like Knight either these days. Doesn't take him much to get on the back of the whole team and luckily for us he shares it with most of block.
He does make a few dodgy comments on black players as well sometimes normally big strikers on the other team but that's another matter.....
Add to that 3-4 blokes on my right who have no idea about football what so ever. They must have blue and white glasses on half the time because even the most blatant of foul by a Brighton player that is given by the ref sets them off.
It all adds to the Withdean experience though I suppose! There are a few people who seam to know what there talking about though.
I've got some big bloke a row behind who likes to slate anyone who isn't a big bastard like Cullip. Paul Brooker in particular used to get the most stick but he doesn't seam to like Knight either these days. Doesn't take him much to get on the back of the whole team and luckily for us he shares it with most of block.
He does make a few dodgy comments on black players as well sometimes normally big strikers on the other team but that's another matter.....
Add to that 3-4 blokes on my right who have no idea about football what so ever. They must have blue and white glasses on half the time because even the most blatant of foul by a Brighton player that is given by the ref sets them off.
It all adds to the Withdean experience though I suppose! There are a few people who seam to know what there talking about though.