To the fat bloke in block D, row I, seat 102

[Oscar]

Thanks for ruining the match for me on Saturday (even before it was clear we weren't going to be up for it). During the course of the 90mins I had to listen to you moan to the poor fucker next to you about:
1. The entire first team - one after the other and back again
2. How it's not worth making changes as the rest of the squad is crap too.
3. McGhee not being good enough
4. Booker the same
5. How we should heve used our money better in the summer
6. How foreign players don't get "stuck in" like the English ones (This on kick racism out of football day)
7. How even if we get Falmer we'll probably be dead and buried before it built.
8. How if we don't get it you wont bother becaue "I've bled for this club.

And so it went on and on and f***ing on. It's was like an endless drone of a noise

Do me a favour mate, don't go! You obviously find going to football deeply upsetting so go do something else - and don't stay until the 90th minute and don't buy a replica shirt to pull over your fat f***ing body.

It's "fans" like this that make me lose the will to live. Rant over

 

[magoo]

Might have been more effective to have said it there and then to his face.

 

[enigma]

What a wanker he sounds.

 

[London Irish]

Rant of the day Thank god I'm not near any one like that at Withers although you do get saddled sometimes at away games.

 

[Oscar]

Might have been more effective to have said it there and then to his face.

Oh, I would have loved to but for the sake of my missus I held off. Didn't want to spoil a rare trip to the Withers for her

 

[Deleted User X18H]

erm...........Ernest

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i used to have to sit next to a whole bunch of people like that week in week out...............remind me again why i only go to away games now!

 

[maffew]

point 6 isnt racist though

 

[Easy 10]

Oooh, thats 5 rows directly in front of me.

If you can tell me the colour of his hair, I'll throw a cake at him. I think it'll be custard creams for the Ipswich game, unless I'm still working through the chocolate eclairs by then (which is unlikely).

 

[Wilka]

Sound remarkable like someone who posts on here all the time

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Oooh, thats 5 rows directly in front of me.

If you can tell me the colour of his hair, I'll throw a cake at him. I think it'll be custard creams for the Ipswich game, unless I'm still working through the chocolate eclairs by then (which is unlikely).

Custard creams are biscuits. Any PROPER fan knows that.

 

[Easy 10]

Custard creams are biscuits. Any proper fan knows that.

Bollocks are they. I bought them meself, he can get his own.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Fat! There's a surprise.

 

[Wardy]

Custard creams are biscuits. Any proper fan knows that.

The big question is Jaffa Cakes, Cake or biscuit?

 

[The Auditor]

Thanks for ruining the match for me on Saturday (even before it was clear we weren't going to be up for it). During the course of the 90mins I had to listen to you moan to the poor fucker next to you about:
1. The entire first team - one after the other and back again
2. How it's not worth making changes as the rest of the squad is crap too.
3. McGhee not being good enough
4. Booker the same
5. How we should heve used our money better in the summer
6. How foreign players don't get "stuck in" like the English ones (This on kick racism out of football day)
7. How even if we get Falmer we'll probably be dead and buried before it built.
8. How if we don't get it you wont bother becaue "I've bled for this club.

And so it went on and on and f***ing on. It's was like an endless drone of a noise

Do me a favour mate, don't go! You obviously find going to football deeply upsetting so go do something else - and don't stay until the 90th minute and don't buy a replica shirt to pull over your fat f***ing body.

It's "fans" like this that make me lose the will to live. Rant over

Christ ..and to think Oatway and Mayo werent playing....

 

[The Large One]

Sounds like nothing compared to the bloke in Block D Row U Seat 97 (ish).

He got an entire group of people around him telling him to shut the f*** up to the point that everyone was laughing about it in the end. The plank.

 

[Bakesy]

You wanna try H block......i get 40 million decibels of....."axe him...........snap his legs.........etc" from the guy behind me.............

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Bollocks are they. I bought them meself, he can get his own.

Wanna fight? Try THIS

 

[Dave the OAP]

You wanna try H block......i get 40 million decibels of....."axe him...........snap his legs.........etc" from the guy behind me.............

Is that the guy who gets very hot and bothered and gets very animated...if so its my Brother's Brother-in-law Tim

 

[Oscar]

I'm thinking of taking my iPod next time - or a gun.