Tiger Woods / Ashley Cole

[hans kraay fan club]

It's like you say, "looks aren't everything".

What about if their own wives are simply NOT filthy enough?

Cheryl Cole? Are you INSANE?

Look into her EYES man - she is DRIPPING with FILTHYNESS.

 

[8ace]

Except to go with her when she visits her SISTER....

 

[Acker79]

Oh god, what's with all the hideousness on this thread?! Can't we get some pictures of attractive women?!

 

[8ace]

Any shortage of loo paper and you've always got your tongue rather than having to leave the house to go to the shops.

(A&M: "Bit too weird?")

Cheryl/Elin would have to pop to the shops.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Now I apologise if this is a little SHALLOW, and obviously looks are not everything, and we don't know what the state of these marriages are like, BUT SERIOUSLY, would you stray if you had either of THESE at home....

If I was Ashley Cole I would, because I am a cock!

 

[skipper734]

Elin is also handy with a nine iron. What's not to like. It's also a twofor.

 

[Acker79]

Here's a thought:

What if you're married to cheryl, and Elin makes herself available to you?! (or vice versa) Is it such an easy decision now?

 

[The Wizard]

Here's a thought:

What if you're married to cheryl, and Elin makes herself available to you?! (or vice versa) Is it such an easy decision now?

I'd stay with Cheryl, why would I cheat on her? not like that wanker Ashley Cole.

 

[folkestonesgull]

Elin is amazing, as is Cheryl. I would choose Elin though purely based on her swedishness trumping Cheryls geordieness. Also she is firey - anyone who would chase you with a golf club is bound to put a lot of effort into making up...

'The goon' has made the worst post in NSC history. I think he should be banned for life for his outrageous views. MODS!!! DRs!!!

 

[Gerbil]

cheryl's rascist, ashley cole is gay, their marriage is a sham. FACT.

 

[The Wizard]

cheryl's rascist, ashley cole is gay, their marriage is a sham. FACT.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Dont know, but if those two ladies end up back on the market then I'm getting a new sweater and a hair cut.

 

[ted hitchcock]

A wise man once said to me:-

"It doesn't matter how beautiful the girls is, some man somewhere is sick to death of f*cking her"

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Dont know, but if those two ladies end up back on the market then I'm getting a new sweater and a hair cut.

brilliant

 

[looney]

A couple of mud sharks who hooked wallets, I doubt either of em is much cop in bed.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I reckon Ashley's shit in bed as well.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Looks aren't everything. They may be completely unstable up top. Very dangerous.

 

[Superphil]

'The goon' has made the worst post in NSC history. I think he should be banned for life for his outrageous views. MODS!!! DRs!!!

Sadly, despite promises to get rid of these posters, the type who simply try to ruin/troll/fish threads, the Mods here seem reluctant. They'll tell you its all about opinions, blah blah blah. Sadly the cretins won't go away, console yourself that you are probably a happier, more pleasant person than them, and add them to your ignore list.

 

[Questions]

Frank Sinatra was caught chatting up some cheap floozy in a cocktail bar one night and a friend asked him why he did it when he had the worlds most desirable woman at home in Ava Gardner................

''Yeah but shes the wife'' he replied.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A couple of mud sharks who hooked wallets, I doubt either of em is much cop in bed.

Yes, because neither succesful models or platinum selling pop bands make any money of their own...