thread full of random facts

[Lord Bamber]

No i did not choose to make it, I have a trained asthmatic monkey

Class!

42% of Monkey's do not like nuts.
67% of Monkey's like Jaffa Cakes.
21% of Monkey's enter the apprentice each year
Ricky Gervais is a Monkey
34% of Monkey's could make a better job of managing Swindon if given the chance.

There should be a separate Monkey thread

 

[Art Vs Science]

Actually, are we the only species that can get Asthma, i mean, you never see a Koala with ventolin inhaler do you

 

[Martinf]

Actually, are we the only species that can get Asthma, i mean, you never see a Koala with ventolin inhaler do you

Art Vs Science. I've quickly gone through this thread again. Can you now confirm that you are indeed a female asthmatic monkey midget with a tattoo on the base of your spine?

 

[Art Vs Science]

Yes!

 

[Art Vs Science]

Quality Martinf

 

[Lord Bamber]

Women with tattoos at the base of their spine, like it up the arse.

I have one at the base of my spine

Art Vs Science. I've quickly gone through this thread again. Can you now confirm that you are indeed a female asthmatic monkey midget with a tattoo on the base of your spine?

Yes!

So to answer the original question?

 

[Art Vs Science]

Ah, Er no.

Lord Bamber, the original answer to that was as above

 

[Aldo]

Dogs have no concept of time

 

[Lord Bamber]

Lord Bamber, the original answer to that was as above

Many thanks AvS. I often need things explained more than once!

 

[Art Vs Science]

No worries Bamber

 

[driddles]

Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved: 1 in 7

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches

Percentage of Americans that eat at McDonalds each day: 7

All American facts must include a 7

 

[Nibble]

Dogs are colour blind.

This is true, and so are horses, which in a neat link is the reason why the American Fire fighting service has a dalmation as it's mascot. why? Well, when fire engines were horse drawn they used used dalmations to lead the horses to the fire, because the dogs were trained to smell the fire and the horses could follow the dalmations easily because the black and white markings are easier for the colour blind horses to follow. Fact.

 

[Return of the Rev]

You can't piss and shoot your muck at the same time.
FACT.

WRONG

 

[Durlston]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

 

[Stewart96]

1.There is a city called Rome in every continent.

2.The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump

3. In 15 million years, San Francisco and Hollywood will be level with each-other.

 

[withdeanwombat]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Not if your arm has been amputated.

 

[pasty]

The Apprentice is full of pretentious wanky wannabes.

 

[biggles]

it would take 23 years to fill an olympic sized swimming pool with the cum from a premiership football club (squad of 22 plus reserves and youth team players physios , coaches etc)according to andy gray

 

[SUIYHP]

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

apparently 98% of all people try to lick their own elbow if told this.

According to Godwin's law, the longer an internet debate continues, the chance that there will be a reference to Hitler and the Nazi's reaches 1.

 

[The Large One]

England have won 4-0 12 more times than they have lost 2-0.