thread full of random facts

[Martinf]

Midgets have night vision

 

[Art Vs Science]

Midgets have night vision

I am a midget and do not have this

 

[Nibble]

The phrases Top Dog and Under dog come from the ship building industry. In orderto make the long planks of wood needed the tree trunk would be placed on wooden slats, called Dogs over a pit. The "Under dog" would get into the pit (in order to operate one end of the two hander saw) and he would get all the sawdust, damp etc in his lungs and have to deal with rats bugs etc. The "Top Dog" (the more senior and respected half of the duo) would remain on top to operate his end of the saw, avoiding the nastiness of the pit and remain in fresh air.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Melon and Lemon are anagrams of each other. But kiwi fruit is not.

 

[Seagulls4life]

Brighton & Hove Albion are the best team in England

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

"flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing

 

[Silent Bob]

Most cornflakes come from the USA.

 

[Billy the Fish]

If a giraffe lowers it's head beyond it's knees it's head explodes

 

[tonymgc]

Danny seagull isn't actually a depraved sexual deviant & is actually a top bloke

 

[kevtherev]

Women with tattoos at the base of their spine, like it up the arse.

 

[Aldo]

You can't get dry water

 

[Davido]

Clint Eastwood is allergic to horse hair

 

[Lord Bamber]

Women with tattoos at the base of their spine, like it up the arse.

 

[Art Vs Science]

I have one at the base of my spine

 

[Lord Bamber]

I have one at the base of my spine

Are you female?

 

[kevtherev]

I have one at the base of my spine

and you choose to make no comment

 

[Art Vs Science]

Ah, Er no.

 

[Art Vs Science]

and you choose to make no comment

No i did not choose to make it, I have a trained asthmatic monkey

 

[Marc1901]

Dogs are colour blind.

 

[brakespear]

In exactly the right conditions the naked eye can see a candle burning at night from 11 miles away.

Do the right conditions include a very big candle?