Think the Mrs has gone Asexual

[pseudonym]

Been a while, what shall i do?

 

[looney]

Viagra?

 

[Taybha]

check for punctures and go for it

 

[Lady Gull]

LOL talk to her - not this lot!!!

 

[Everest]

Go gay

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Been a while, what shall i do?

Stick it in while she is asleep,probably won`t even wake her up

 

[looney]

Go gay

Again.

 

[grummitts gloves]

Stick it in while she is asleep,probably won`t even wake her up

Don't forget to pull her nighty down afterwards.


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[grummitts gloves]

Been a while, what shall i do?

Gaffa tape?


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[HantsSeagull]

find a friend - its a whole lot easier........

to start with anyway.........

 

[Hugh'sDad]

Oh Dear.....

......what did you do to her - she was fine when I knew her.

 

[pauli cee]

xnxx

 

[pseudonym]

I had to look it up when she said she had turned, Don't think Viagra or Gaffa tape gonna help

 

[Taybha]

stop taking the piss you lot!

here you go old chum

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[pseudonym]

......what did you do to her - she was fine when I knew her.

Do you want her back? maybe she just needs a sevice.

 

[pseudonym]

stop taking the piss you lot!

here you go old chum

[yt]5Ivsb79-h90[/yt]

Ha Ha, how to maintain not only a stiff upper lip! love it, you can't beat a bit of mr chumley warner

 

[Tux the albion Penguin]

I thought It said she went Arsenal

 

[Hugh'sDad]

Do you want her back? maybe she just needs a sevice.

Sorry pseudo......I'm knocking on a bit, and she was never an easy girl to please.

 

[Lady Gull]

I thought It said she went Arsenal

If she doesn't want it normally she won't want to be taken up the Arsenal!!!!

 

[NMH]

No said she is now deffo Asexual

You must just be a really SHIT lover.

I hope this is of help