Things women always do that men don't

[Superphil]

leave the lid of the toothpaste off......fcuking irritates me big time

ThaT :-(

 

[Mackenzie]

Make my tea.

 

[Mr Smggles]

Run (as in away from me) in a ridiculous manner.

changed for you

 

[Brighton TID]

Colour coordinate clothes

 

[mistahclarke]

be on the phone for more than 5 minutes. 2 and a half bloody hours so far tonight!

I hope she keeps it up until the football finishes

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

tell you to get of the computer because you are watching the football

 

[kevtherev]

Throw up when they are really pissed.

 

[Hampden Park]

fanny fart

 

[dibbydoo]

Bodily/sexual items aside, I'll kick off with:

1. The use of sideways smileys in emails that look like this

2. Before setting off in a car, taking the phrase "mirror, signal, maneuver" as an excuse to check makeup and hair.

3. Watch TOWIE.

f***, im clearly not a very good woman!!

 

[Racek]

Put kisses on the end of posts on here. x

 

[Racek]

Get their mates presents when they pop round for a cup of tea.

Strange that one.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Put an x at the end of every f***ing text

Or tweet.

Or NSC post [MENTION=20728]Lady Gull[/MENTION]

 

[Taybha]

Tell you off without saying anything

 

[robinsonsgrin]

we wash our hands after a piss and don't piss all over the floor! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ( makes the point! )

 

[happypig]

Clean the house from top to bottom because a bloke is coming round to read the meter

 

[Racek]

we wash our hands after a piss and don't piss all over the floor! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ( makes the point! )

Yep, we dont do that either.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

changed for you

Ridiculed by a fellow Tunbridge Wellian.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Go to book club evenings.

Drink elderflower flavoured mineral water.

Watch Dancing on ice type of shit.

 

[Racek]

Clean the house from top to bottom because a bloke is coming round to read the meter

Or before the cleaner comes.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Buy Shoes. And LOTS of them.