Things women always do that men don't

[Brighton TID]

Bodily/sexual items aside, I'll kick off with:

1. The use of sideways smileys in emails that look like this

2. Before setting off in a car, taking the phrase "mirror, signal, maneuver" as an excuse to check makeup and hair.

3. Watch TOWIE.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

f***ing moan alot for no apparent reason

 

[Mackenzie]

Browse.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

give birth?

 

[Spicy]

You are obviously with the wrong women!!

 

[Braders]

Appear in lesbian pornos?

 

[Brighton TID]

Shop in Next

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Nag

 

[chucky1973]

leave the lid of the toothpaste off......fcuking irritates me big time

 

[Racek]

Leave the toilet seat down.

 

[Mackenzie]

Wait until the shop keeper tells them how much to pay before they hunt around in their bags for their sodding purses.......then proceed to pay with VOUCHERS.....arrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Watch soaps / reality TV without dying of boredom?

 

[Mackenzie]

Enjoy Dancing on Ice. And Wimbledon.

 

[Beach Hut]

Put an x at the end of every f***ing text

 

[Brighton TID]

Brush away poo marks from the toilet

 

[Mackenzie]

Put an x at the end of every f***ing text

Good one.

x

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

Put an x at the end of every f***ing text

she loves you

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Run (as in for the bus) in a ridiculous manner.

 

[BensGrandad]

Think of something to ask you just as you are leaving home to go to football or work or out for a drink.

In my wifes case wait until the road is clear in Ansty or Scaynes Hill before pulling out into traffic in Haywards Heath and if I am driving if she can see a car accuse me of taking a chance and forcing them to brake..

 

[happypig]

Seem completely unable to negotiate a shop by moving from rack to rack in a methodical fashion, ensuring every item is checked; they seem to prefer to ping around the shop like they are on a pinball table, bouncing off every rack completely randomly.