Things that you just can't get your head around

[PILTDOWN MAN]

The one that gets me worked up even thinking about it is "how did time even begin".

Even typing this I'm getting fidgity feet under the desk.

Basically how was there ever a 'beginning' of time. There must have been a time before time. And a time before that.

I just can't physically understand how everything began.

Again, to paint a picture for you, my typing has become FRANTIC and i'm WIGGLING in my chair with frustration.

And then man created religion? And left the question unanswered but found it created power and untold riches for the great story bullsh*ters.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Maybe because he calls in sick for pointless friendlies only to be playing for Liverpool in the league 3 days later?

And the fact that apart from popping up to score, like last night, spends most of the time attempting impossible passes and losing the ball continuously, like last night.