Things that make you cringe

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

having shit/sweetcorn on your cock when pulling out of a birds arse.

Nuts are worse, ouch

 

[footychick]

having shit/sweetcorn on your cock when pulling out of a birds arse.

 

[csider]

I know, dirty bitches.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Anything spoken by Garth Crooks

 

[footychick]

I know, dirty bitches.

I'd never take it up the shitter, now that's just wrong

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

thats what all the nice girls say

 

[Renns]

The chavs who call themselves Man Utd fans who have never even been to Manchester, yet still have the shirts with Ronaldo or Rooney on the back of them.
Does my head in when they're so cocky about winning.

 

[steward 433]

thats what all the nice girls say

You got her bang to rights BUSTED footychick

 

[Da Man Clay]

Stewards433 and NLFs conversation in the chatroom.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Can't be bothered to look through all the suggestions so far but for me ONE thing really sticks out...

People using their GEEK names in public or starting conversations about NSC in REAL life.

 

[Gwylan]

People ordering sandwiches with "Can I get ... "
Teenagers who use the word "like" four times in the middle of a sentence.
People who use "less" when they mean "fewer" and "myself" when they mean "me" or "I".

Oh, and plastic Manure. Chelski, Liverpool, Gooner fans of course

 

[Mendoza]

People paying for the bus using loads of change

 

[csider]

I'd never take it up the shitter, now that's just wrong

try it, some girls come like trains with a bit of back door work.

 

[Mendoza]

People that step in dog poo, but still sniff their shoe to check

 

[looney]

People who fail to see how absurd musicians are and idolise them.

 

[Titanic]

Lord B's CAVALIER attitude to Moderating.

 

[Simster]

Can't be bothered to look through all the suggestions so far but for me ONE thing really sticks out...

People using their GEEK names in public or starting conversations about NSC in REAL life.

Good call.


But then again, what should we call YOU if we ever meet you?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Posh birds using street slang

 

[Captain Haddock]

The thought of squeezing a tissue up into a really tight ball in my hand.

*cringe*

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

People who smell the loo paper after a wipe and DON'T admit to it! The meaning of life itself surely - who needs Calvin Klein?!?