Things that don't yet have names but need them

[Moshe Gariani]

Its obviously a dibber!!

or dobber...

 

[Parson Henry]

When I have a skinful the night before I sometimes do not suffer a coventional hangover but have aching limbs as if I had undertaken some strenuous exercise.

Has anyone else suffered similar diagnostic symptoms and what do you call it? (No points for calling a 'legover')

 

[Simster]

A post sex wee where it shoots out at different angles needs a name.

How about a SPLIDGE?


My 3 year old daughter did two wet FARTS in succession last week. She then said "That was my bottom *grin*...two PLIPS"

Quality word that - PLIP.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Remote Control for your telly.

That's what it DOES, not what it's CALLED. I suggest a 'ooflungdung',

I thought of the word Gonadoprod last week. I can see a remote control at least 9% sex-snail meeting that title. His greasy eye-poles will press 146 on a Friday eve to allow me to have men and motors and oiled buttocks staring as much as i.

 

[Trufflehound]

It's the DOOBRY chez moi.

It's quite clearly the ZAPPER.

 

[Les Biehn]

Right, a fine example - so, neck above the parapet: a name such as?

I was thinking snake charming. As in the action a snake makes when it fires its two streams of venom.

Lady friend - Where have you been, I wanted to make it 10 times for the night big boy.

MoH - Sorry love I was just doing some snake charming

 

[jonny.rainbow]

A post sex wee where it shoots out at different angles needs a name.

I call that a Kuipers.

 

[Frutos]

I call that a Kuipers.

 

[magoo]

Have my taxes paid for your education at any stage? I sincerely hope not. Read the post again - it's those SPECIFIC things that need names. Actually, don't bother.

what is with all the f***ing unneccassary abuse on here??

 

[Frutos]

what is with all the f***ing unneccassary abuse on here??

Shut the up!








Just kidding, of course

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

or dobber...

It is the device that can only be known as Frank

 

[Stat Brother]

It's quite clearly the ZAPPER.

Sorry for being dull, but ours are called The TV Remote Control.

 

[watsongooal]

The bit between your balls and arsehole - smellybridge

 

[Guinness Boy]

The art of dropping one's guts in public and managing to convince everyone present it wasn't you without speaking - a PASSEDFART.

 

[Drumstick]

In our household this has always been referred to as the "doofer".

I ours its the 'blipper' FACT

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I just call it "the remote". Does this make me WRONG?

 

[Drumstick]

 

[Stat Brother]

Sorry for being dull, but ours are called The TV Remote Control.

Wifey, looking over my shoulder has pointed out.
When I'm lying on the sofa, I have the Sky remote, TV remote, DVD player remote, & Stereo remote, lying on me from chin to stomach.

At this point they often get stroked & are called 'my babies'.

 

[the slow norris]

a poo in a fast food restaurant - a Mcshit
a poo in a fast food restaurant without purchasing anything - a Mcshit with lies

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Smelling your shit on the loo paper after a wipe. I've always wondered what that should be called.