Things that don't yet have names but need them

[Frutos]

Smelling your shit on the loo paper after a wipe. I've always wondered what that should be called.

 

[H block]

Smelling your shit on the loo paper after a wipe. I've always wondered what that should be called.

I would call that ''A need for professional help.''

 

[Frutos]

I would call that ''A need for professional help.''

I think that's actually a very good and appropriate name for it.

 

[H block]

Was it Douglas Adams or someone who gave all these ''things'' names taken from towns and villages in Britain.

I remember the small cylindrical wee wee patch left on the front of your trousers after leaving the toilet was called a BOTLEY.

and the gungy bit left round the top of a bottle of ketchup was known as CROMARTY.





a NEME was a measure of distance between the outstetched arm
and the ticket machine in a car park.

Now where is my book on these.

 

[H block]

Was it Douglas Adams or someone who gave all these ''things'' names taken from towns and villages in Britain.

I remember the small cylindrical wee wee patch left on the front of your trousers after leaving the toilet was called a BOTLEY.

and the gungy bit left round the top of a bottle of ketchup was known as CROMARTY.



The meaning of lif................ that was it................. I think




a NEME was a measure of distance between the outstetched arm
and the ticket machine in a car park.

Now where is my book on these.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Was it Douglas Adams or someone who gave all these ''things'' names taken from towns and villages in Britain.

I remember the small cylindrical wee wee patch left on the front of your trousers after leaving the toilet was called a BOTLEY.

and the gungy bit left round the top of a bottle of ketchup was known as CROMARTY.





a NEME was a measure of distance between the outstetched arm
and the ticket machine in a car park.

Now where is my book on these.

It was called 'The Meaning of Liff' - originally where the Southwick definition came from (though fair play to whoever posted it - my favourite one in the whole book)

 

[Trufflehound]

It was called 'The Meaning of Liff' - originally where the Southwick definition came from (though fair play to whoever posted it - my favourite one in the whole book)

My favourite one was:

PIDDLETRENTHIDE - "The last drip, that- no matter how much you shake - always goes down your trouser leg."

 

[Les Biehn]

The bit between your balls and arsehole - smellybridge

I always thought that was a Gooch. That part of a Lady is called the Twitter, the part between the twat and the shitter.