Things people say that they immediately regret....

[Withnail]

To someone whilst out in Portsmouth "Good evening sir" - "Actually it's madam". Oops, it was very hard to tell.

 

[-gully-]

"do you want to come to my house for a party?" M Barrimore

 

[-gully-]

"you'll have a great time the pool is to die for"

 

[jcdenton08]

And he's called Molango... from ATHLETICO MADRID?!? I'll take him!

 

[VeronaSeagull]

Once uttered to one of my ex's mates at a party:

"So are you one or two of Caths friends?"

had the lads in fits of laughter and all the girls enraged......

 

[Easy 10]

I don't get it.

 

[Gus Poyet's inner FLAIR]

Ding-a-ling.

 

[Nibble]

Once uttered to one of my ex's mates at a party:

"So are you one or two of Caths friends?"

had the lads in fits of laughter and all the girls enraged......

Huh?

 

[BLOCK F]

Once uttered to one of my ex's mates at a party:

"So are you one or two of Caths friends?"

had the lads in fits of laughter and all the girls enraged......

I presume you meant she was on the large side?

 

[Taybha]

are you going to hartlepool this season