Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

The "You're too ugly to be gay" chant



Boycee

Active member
Jan 16, 2004
120
Oop north
...is weird, and Hull's response summed it up - "you what, you what you what etc".

How about: you sound like you're gay,you sound like you're gay, come out the closet, you sound like you're gay (to the tune of"I wanna go home...etc)
Or even... "come down to Brighton, you sound like you're gay"

No homophobia intended, just a better response to "we can see you holding hands" etc.

I await NSC approval...
 






Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE
:fail:
 
















Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,921
Brighton
Wasn't it suggested, possibly agreed, that we would start responding with YMCA?
 


Sussex on Leith

New member
Sep 11, 2003
963
Leith
"You're too ugly..." is probably my favourite football chant, or at least my favourite football retort - if it goes over the head of the one-joke bigots who start the "does your boyfriend" chants in the first place, then that makes it better still.
 








Oct 25, 2003
23,964
i think the best response to gay chants was at millwall several years ago...........two quite fat skinheads (i think) MINCED down the stairs holding hands

there was nearly a riot in the millwall end
 


StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil
Oct 30, 2010
10,133
BC, Canada
Anyone seen Sacha Baron Cohens film, Bruno?
The part where (straight Dave) he's fighting in the steel cage match then starts to get intimate with his opponent in Texas of all places! So funny..
 






T soprano

New member
Oct 27, 2011
8,018
Posh end of Shoreham
I think on our travels we come up with a few good retorts , Bristol city away last year " whose the wanker in the red whose the wanker in the red " about 100 Bristol lads all wearing red shirts looking bemused at each other wondering who we where chanting about .
 
Last edited:




Seagull1989

Well-known member
Oct 31, 2011
1,204
One chant , can't remember where now, possibly Southampton when crofts scored towards the end , was "we just f***ed you up the arse"

Anyway seeing as a sloop John B song has been mentioned what has happened to Richard Reynolds Haircut he always use to be first to comment on new chants , especially those involving sloop John B songs
 




Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Anyway seeing as a sloop John B song has been mentioned what has happened to Richard Reynolds Haircut he always use to be first to comment on new chants , especially those involving sloop John B songs

He was rumbled for being another account of a poster, but the true identity was never revealed.
 


Telford Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2011
1,000
Telford
Away at leeds waa great this year. I remember them singing something like 'do you take it, do you take it, do you tale it up the arse?!' and we responded with 'your f***ing curious, your fuckin curious' and they were just speechless to that response!
 


Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports


Top
Link Here