The "You're too ugly to be gay" chant

[brighton_tom]

i remember millwall away a few seasons back where the 'does your boyfriend...' chants started. we then went 1-0 up, and responded with 'we're gay, and we're beating you, we're gay, and we're beating you'...

wound them up a treat..

 

[hitony]

I remember being at Burnley a few season ago and the "Your to ugly to be gay" chant got hurled back at the Vale fans, the police were crying with laughter

 

[pornomagboy]

I remember some team giving us does your boyfriend know you ere, Brighton fans reply was hes over there, he's over there point at their fans

 

[Garage_Doors]

what is a "sloop John B" song?

 

[Bold Seagull]

Wasn't it suggested, possibly agreed, that we would start responding with YMCA?

This would be funny, although I would imagine those of our contingent who feel threatened by people thinking they're gay would find it uncomfortable & not fully appreciate the irony.

Personally we should sing it and camp it right up with actions and all!

 

[kevo]

"You're too ugly..." is probably my favourite football chant, or at least my favourite football retort - if it goes over the head of the one-joke bigots who start the "does your boyfriend" chants in the first place, then that makes it better still.

Definitely this. It's brilliant.

 

[Notters]

what is a "sloop John B" song?

One of the Beach Boys must famous songs.


I think "you'll never know till you've tried it" is the best one, but then that's one of mine.

 

[Notters]

I remember being at Burnley a few season ago and the "Your to ugly to be gay" chant got hurled back at the Vale fans, the police were crying with laughter

vale?

 

[Rich Suvner]

Wasn't it suggested, possibly agreed, that we would start responding with YMCA?

We love to watch the B and H A
We love to watch the B and H A
You always give us gay shit
But its you who loves it
You just need to all come out

 

[maltaseagull]

That is as funny as f***. You lot may just have a sense of humour.

Think you're lost matey.

Try posting here:
Crystal Palace FC Supporters' Website - The Holmesdale Online

They might give a shite.

 

[Twizzle]

For instance, when we get gay jibes;
"Burnley Burnley show us your bums, Burnley, show us your bums"

 

[Return of the Rev]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

 

[Stat Brother]

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

Wasn't it suggested, possibly agreed, that we would start responding with YMCA?

I think it should be a chorus of ' it's raining men, hallelujah ', by The Weather Girls.

There's no way our lot could do YMCA at the right tempo. they can't even manage GOSBTS.

 

[smudge]

We can see you coming out,
we can see you coming out.

You know the tune.

You're too ugly to be gay is embarrassing.

 

[spongy]

I quite like a big pantomime style "he's behind you" to does your boyfriend know you're here.

 

[Boycee]

We can see you coming out,
we can see you coming out.

You know the tune.

You're too ugly to be gay is embarrassing.

Completely agree

 

[Sheebo]

That is as funny as f***. You lot may just have a sense of humour.

'You'll never know til you've tried it' is the best by a long way!

Wasn't it suggested, possibly agreed, that we would start responding with YMCA?

Love it!

Followed by" were gay and were beating you " at millwall and "1-0 to the batty boys 1-0 to the batty boys "

i remember millwall away a few seasons back where the 'does your boyfriend...' chants started. we then went 1-0 up, and responded with 'we're gay, and we're beating you, we're gay, and we're beating you'...

wound them up a treat..

I remember singing similar at Swindon in the play offs in 04. They thought they were hilarious singing 'Batty Boys' after we sang 'Alllllbion' - Then Chippy scored and we RUINED them with '1-0 to the Batty Boys' all game

also remember singing the 'we're gay and we're beating you' one at Gills away a fair few yrs ago. Think Knight scored a pen(?)

I remember some team giving us does your boyfriend know you ere, Brighton fans reply was hes over there, he's over there point at their fans

Yep I recall this one - Like it!

One of the Beach Boys must famous songs.


I think "you'll never know till you've tried it" is the best one, but then that's one of mine.

It's BRILLIANT! Needs to be sung more...!

 

[father_and_son]

I think it should be a chorus of ' it's raining men, hallelujah ', by The Weather Girls.

This... A handful singing "it's raining men", then a massive "hallelujah" from everyone... just this line followed by silence waiting for them to think of a reply!

 

[pork pie]

i remember millwall away a few seasons back where the 'does your boyfriend...' chants started. we then went 1-0 up, and responded with 'we're gay, and we're beating you, we're gay, and we're beating you'...

wound them up a treat..

Yes a bit, well a lot actually, embarrassing that song.