The "Would You..." Game

[Silent Bob]

Nah. Whatever the paraphernalia a wank is still just a wank.

Would you put your cock in a jar of wasps for an antiseptic handjob off her from Countdown (not Carol Vorderman the new one)?

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

The fit one yeah, not the other one.

Would you take one smack in the kisser from a paint pot swung on a rope (ala Home Alone) for a pair of Cheryl's used panties after she's been watching Racist Porn?

Yes, yes I would.


Would you finger your bumhole with a fully loaded gun which might go off at any moment for a night with Beyonce and Lucy Pinder?

 

[magoo]

The fit one yeah, not the other one.

Would you take one smack in the kisser from a paint pot swung on a rope (ala Home Alone) for a pair of Cheryl's used panties after she's been watching Racist Porn?

Define racist porn. No blacks? What's the fun in that?

 

[Durlston]

Nah. Whatever the paraphernalia a wank is still just a wank.

Would you put your cock in a jar of wasps for an antiseptic handjob off her from Countdown (not Carol Vorderman the new one)?

It depends how long in the jar. Most birds giving handjobs have always been a bit rough with my todger. "Owwwww! What d'ya think you're doing? Are you trying to rip it off or what?" but i reckon Rachel would gently massage it.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Would you finger your bumhole with a fully loaded gun which might go off at any moment for a night with Beyonce and Lucy Pinder?

No way, sounds far too risky.


Would you have your bollocks slowly crushed in a vice to save your child(s) life?

(don’t bother answering if you don’t have any children!)

 

[Race]

would you get fingered by an elephant to smash piers morgan and alistair campbell in the face?

 

[The Goon]

would you get fingered by an elephant to smash piers morgan and alistair campbell in the face?

No. Would you lick out peggy mitchell for a week of passion with ronnie and roxie?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No. Would you lick out peggy mitchell for a week of passion with ronnie and roxie?

Deffo. Not even hard.

Would you do a line of coke out of Jo Brand's sweaty, hairy arse crack to do a line off Mercedes from Hollyoaks' tits afterwards?

 

[The Goon]

Deffo. Not even hard.

Would you do a line of coke out of Jo Brand's sweaty, hairy arse crack to do a line off Mercedes from Hollyoaks' tits afterwards?

Nope. Would you drink a half a pint of your mums piss for a blow job a day from katie price?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yes.

Would you chew tin foil for £50?

 

[The Goon]

Yes.

Would you chew tin foil for £50?

Yes. Would you suck me off for £100?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Depends.

Maybe.

Oh I dunno.


Would you rub shampoo into your eyes for a tenner?

 

[The Goon]

Depends.

Maybe.

Oh I dunno.


Would you rub shampoo into your eyes for a tenner?

no

would you stay in one small room with only food and water for a whole year for £20,000 and a night with Angelina Jolie?

 

[Gary Leeds]

If you could go back in time would you rather disturb Mr and Mrs McGleish or Mr and Mrs Hitler on the night their sons were conceived meaning they would not be born?

 

[ooh ah my arse is on fire]

Yes. Would you suck me off for £100?

This sounds more like a real option than a question.

Would you watch a full days worth of loose women if you had on good authority at some point they were all gonna flash there tits....

....or are there some things just not worth it.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

This sounds more like a real option than a question.

Would you watch a full days worth of loose women if you had on good authority at some point they were all gonna flash there tits....

....or are there some things just not worth it.

Really couldn't be arsed.

Would you do a 5 hour shift wiping arses of retarded kids for the chance to lick Hannah Montana's flesh lettuce?

 

[Chicken Run]

Really couldn't be arsed.

Would you do a 5 hour shift wiping arses of retarded kids for the chance to lick Hannah Montana's flesh lettuce?

Yes
Would you alow me to insert a bird eating spider past you piles and up into your arse, leave it there for however long it takes to do its web thing, then get your grannies budgie and try and temp it out, for the chance to thump Thatcher?

 

[tonymgc]

Yes
Would you alow me to insert a bird eating spider past you piles and up into your arse, leave it there for however long it takes to do its web thing, then get your grannies budgie and try and temp it out, for the chance to thump Thatcher?

Make it David Cameron & you're on.

Would you put your nob in a hole where there's a snake waiting to bite it on the otherside if it meant getting a healing blow job from your choice of the sky sports news girls??

 

[Race]

would you stick a packet of extra strong mints up your bum pipe for the chance to kick neil harris in the plum?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Make it David Cameron & you're on.

Would you put your nob in a hole where there's a snake waiting to bite it on the otherside if it meant getting a healing blow job from your choice of the sky sports news girls??

Yes.

Would you eat a human baby alive for £100,000 and a blowie from J-Lo while she's got creme de menth in her gob?


(and Guy Butters, I can't bring myself to answer that one you EVIL little man )