The worst thing in the world

[Marc]

Getting your bishop caught in your zip after you've done a piss ain't exactly a helmet full of pleasure.

xx

how true

 

[Italiaseagull]

When your having a shit and realise there's no loo paper! "Help" you scream but all there is no reply just the sound of silence.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Being in a pub with people you actually want to talk to and waiting half an hour at the bar to be served because the understaffed, inept incompetents behind it keep going up to the other end. Makes me angry just thinking about it. I mean, do you want my money or what?

 

[BrightonBird]

Crap drivers - had a prat trying to race me after cutting me up(he had a people carrier, and I only have a small Peaguot 205) but I overtook him when he accidently go into the wrong lane Blew him a kiss and drove off!

 

[Brixtaan]

Being in a pub with people you actually want to talk to and waiting half an hour at the bar to be served because the understaffed, inept incompetents behind it keep going up to the other end. Makes me angry just thinking about it. I mean, do you want my money or what?

no bar presence.

 

[Brixtaan]

I had my first spider experience in Sydney yesterday. I came in through the front-door & on the wall was a huge spider (a Huntsman apparently).

I call it a spider, though it actually resembled an 8-legged dog

The reason why i won't be going there

 

[Tooting Gull]

no bar presence.

So cruel. The truth, it's a painful mistress...

 

[Brixtaan]

sorry Rootin, i'm living in Tooting now, how much for your user name?

 

[DTES]

Ooh, biting your cheek.

And when you do it once, it's swollen so it gets in the way and you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, so it get's even more swollen so you do it again, and then you don't do it for some reason and it's all ok again.

 

[larus]

Crap drivers - had a prat trying to race me after cutting me up(he had a people carrier, and I only have a small Peaguot 205) but I overtook him when he accidently go into the wrong lane Blew him a kiss and drove off!

Smug cows who blow kisses to drivers after they have been skillfully out-driven, only for a cruel twist of fate to let them come out on top.






BB - only joking.

 

[Tooting Gull]

sorry Rootin, i'm living in Tooting now, how much for your user name?

You're 'avin a larf. That's Tooting speak for get lost, ya CHISLA. I have no idea what that means, but it seems to be the 'de rigeur' insult on here these days.

 

[BrightonBird]

Smug cows who blow kisses to drivers after they have been skillfully out-driven, only for a cruel twist of fate to let them come out on top.






BB - only joking.

Ohhh you better be darling!

 

[Yorkie]

Smug cows who blow kisses to drivers after they have been skillfully out-driven, only for a cruel twist of fate to let them come out on top.






BB - only joking.

Watch it sunshine! The DAFT Bints will get ya.

 

[tedebear]

Definitely - keeps your wits about you little man wiht red ears - I can drive the pants off anyone, so if you insult BB you insult me!!

 

[BrightonBird]

Larus seems to have picked on the wrong ladies!

 

[Citrus]

Cotton wool - hate the stuff! makes me cringe thinking about it

Me too! Horrible stuff!

 

[Italiaseagull]

Surprise, surprise daft bints ganging up on a poor defencless male again!

You daft bints are just a bunch of bullies!

 

[zefarelly]

theyr kittens really . . .they just need handling properly

how the hell can you hate cotton wool and you shouldnt put buds in your ears, its not good for them, probably explains some oif the musical tastes on here

Im most definitely not a fan of wasps, pointless horrible things which mus t DIE

 

[tedebear]

theyr kittens really . . .they just need handling properly

ha!

 

[BrightonBird]

That's what you think!