The "THERE'S NOTHING WORSE than..." thread.

[Tim Over Whelmed]

You'd shag them both... deny it!

Indeed I would, I'd just never tell you.

Together would be even better, at that point I'd let the world know (or rather The News of the World)

 

[Questions]

Finding a pubic hair on your fried egg in a greasy spoon-type establishment.

If they`re long enough I find them quite handy for flossing after I`ve eaten.

 

[ⓣ ⓞ ⓜ]

there's nothing worse than people who will buy season tickets at the Amex when they have never been to a match at the Withdean

 

[upthealbion1970]

Nothing worse than realising too late it was not a fart......

 

[Paddy B]

That moment when you realise that you are going to throw up.......

Definately this but....

Lightly dozing in bed thinking its Sunday morning, then suddenly realising its Monday.

On the other hand .......

 

[Blackadder]

That moment when you pull your fly and realise you have caught "your chap" in the zip!

Most have of us have gone through that (extremely) painful experience!

 

[cannedheat]

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE than...an onion bhaji fart, pure ferking evil I tell ya.

 

[bigjon]

sweaty munters

 

[upthealbion1970]

There's nothing worse than the dentist drilling too deep

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Swallowing something solid in a swimming pool, as happened to me tonight. uke:

 

[Barrel of Fun]

There's nothing worse than the dentist drilling too deep

Has he been struck off yet?

My previous dentist used to cross the line sometimes, but I could never protest as he had his equipment in my mouth.

 

[sydney]

a big splodge of fanny batter just as you've committed to going in for the kill....i always check thoroughly these days,avoid those embarrassing moments.

 

[backson]

There's nothing worse than a paper cut

 

[pasty]

There's nothing worse than a paper cut

Except when you forget you've got one when slicing lemons

 

[Janbha]

alan pardew

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Waking up, getting up and stubbing your big toe against the corner of the bed!

 

[Durlston]

Staying in the Royal Sussex County Hospital.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Watching your team's fruitless attempts to score away from home.

I reckon that, after about a year of not seeing Albion lose away, i've seen 4 away games in 2011 where we've failed to score.