The "THERE'S NOTHING WORSE than..." thread.

[chucky1973]

Banana's. Devils food.

 

[Badger]

When you can't hold a dump in and have to take it before you leave for work, having to waste your own time rather than work time

 

[daveinprague]

Thinking the worst of the winter weather is over and waking up to -13c deg yesterday

 

[Jonno]

Waking up ridiculously early and not being able to get back to sleep when you have got shitfaced the night before - my very own hell.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Finding a pubic hair on your fried egg in a greasy spoon-type establishment.

Edit: Apart from discovering half a pubic hair on your half-eaten fried egg in a greasy spoon-type establishment. Obviously.

 

[KneeOn]

That moment when you realise that you are going to throw up.......

THIS. I hate throwing up.

There is nothing worse than the morning after shit when it kind of burns your rim and you want to throw up.

 

[Dr Q]

Stepping in cold dog sh*t/vomit in the kitchen first thing on a dark morning in bare feet!

(probaby the same for cat owners too?)

 

[Daffy Duck]

Sitting in front of the telly eating your tea and on comes some gruesome scene of one animal ripping the guts out of another.
Puts you right off eating any more.

 

[Lord Bamber]

Eating a pack of revels and getting an orange one or a coffee one.

Bluuurrgh!!!

 

[Badger]

Eating a pack of revels and getting an orange one or a coffee one.

Bluuurrgh!!!

If you don't like coffee (no one likes the coffee ones) AND orange then perhaps Revels aren't the ideal confectionary treat for you.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Stepping in cold dog sh*t/vomit in the kitchen first thing on a dark morning in bare feet!

(probaby the same for cat owners too?)

I did this the other day - with socks on though (sh*t not vomit).... disgusting.

 

[chucky1973]

Having a runny poo, a wee and throwing up in a bucket at the same time...not pretty (and it happened to me at glastonbury 1991, so I should no)

 

[Lord Bamber]

If you don't like coffee (no one likes the coffee ones) AND orange then perhaps Revels aren't the ideal confectionary treat for you.

But I like all the others? Do they sell Rev's anywhere (a bag without coffee & orange ones?)

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

sky sports refering to Internatzionale, or Inter as Inter Milan! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[pasty]

Lightly dozing in bed thinking its Sunday morning, then suddenly realising its Monday.

Leaping out of bed in a blind panic at 6am thinking I am going to miss my train to London, then realising it's Saturday.

 

[Easy 10]

Leaping out of bed in a blind panic at 6am thinking I am going to miss my train to London, then realising it's Saturday.

Surely thats one for the "theres nothing BETTER than..." thread. Once you've realised, just climb back into a nice warm bed and zzzzzzzzzzz.

(assuming you havn't got all the way to the station of course)

 

[Napper]

Sitting on your own bollocks

You need to have an empty out mate

 

[pasty]

Surely thats one for the "theres nothing BETTER than..." thread. Once you've realised, just climb back into a nice warm bed and zzzzzzzzzzz.

(assuming you havn't got all the way to the station of course)

I have actually managed to get washed, dressed and leave the house before now

 

[Braders]

Coldplay.

this OR
* Chavs
* the Manc Scum

 

[Pavilionaire]

Bloke: That moment when you've got a dody tummy, you're turtling, you've run to the bog, your arse hits the seat, you think you've made it, you look down and there's the faintest hint of a skidmark on your pants.

Bird: Having to wash your fella's pants when he's shat himself.