The proudest day of my life, but help now needed

[*Gullsworth*]

Just got back from a countryside walk, around the back of Arundel.
After some fruitless chases my 1 year old retriever actually, caught and killed his 1st pheasant.

Very proud of the fella, as after the deed was done he just sat with it & waited for us.

The only problem is I now have a plump pheasant hanging up in my shed & have know idea what to do next.
I'd greatly appricate a step by step guide (idiot proof), to get it from my shed, & into a roasting tin. (preferably without touching it )

In this day and age i find it a lot easier to drive down to my local Tesco or Sainsbury (or other supermarket) and peruse the cool cabinets for a tasty bird....................................it cuts out the bloodlust and nasty death stench that hunting with dogs creates

















Oh congrats Bonzo on your first Kill

 

[Stat Brother]

Re: Re: The proudest day of my life, but help now needed

Oh congrats Bonzo on your first Kill [/B][/QUOTE]

He's still wandering around all, 'billy big bollox'.
I'm sure I also caught him gesturing a middle claw, to our other labrador.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

But he is not called Bonzo?............right?





Lets all guess the name of Stat's Dog


I'll go first.....................................Deano?

 

[Stat Brother]

no chance in getting it, unless you are watching BBC1 now

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Geoffrey?

 

[Stat Brother]

nope

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Judy..............................Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Stat Brother]

no

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Time?

 

[ali jenkins]

News?

 

[Stat Brother]

no, you were closest with Geoffrey

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Praise?

 

[Stat Brother]

News? [/QUOTE

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Geoff?

 

[Stat Brother]

Come on, your not even trying

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Come on, your not even trying

Godfrey...........................Oh for Feck sake...TELL US!

 

[Stat Brother]

Lionel.

Although I think he should now be known as Lionel The Barbarian, or Lionel Lector.

 

[Northstander]

Brian?

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Why did you name him that? He should have been Arnie or Conan

 

[Stat Brother]

The short list was, Dave, Nigel, Colin, Clive, Gary.

But as it turns out Lionel means little Lion, & he was the biggest in the little, & although not cat-like, he did have the whole big paw & neck ruff thing, going on.