The North Stand Chat Arms

[Basil Fawlty]

Gina,

where is the man's drink

A NEW COMPETITION GOES UP ON THE BOARD:

A DRINKING COMPETITION:

A £1 PER ENTRY.

ITS A RACE TO SEE WHO CAN DOWN A JUG THE QUICKEST.

THE PROCEEDS GO TO CHARITY.

THE WINNER WINS A TRIP TO THE LOCAL BREWERY.

SIGN BELOW:

 

[surrey jim]

Id better not have a game ATM, may have to dash back to the office, meant to have a meeting but someone is running late on the golf course

Bloody directors

 

[surrey jim]

Nice one Jimbo

so how has burgess hill been treating you

 

[sir danny cullip]

so how has burgess hill been treating you

Not bad really I've decided I may move my house quarter of a mile up Janes Lane so I can say I live in Wivelsfield and escape the pikey comments when I say I live in Burgess Hill Work/life treating you alright? Hows that Charlton bird?

 

[surrey jim]

*appear to be alone in pub, run round back of bar and help myself

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Anyone going to sign up for the drinking competition?

 

[surrey jim]

Not bad really I've decided I may move my house quarter of a mile up Janes Lane so I can say I live in Wivelsfield and escape the pikey comments when I say I live in Burgess Hill Work/life treating you alright? Hows that Charlton bird?

Works work, here now and doing F*** all!!!!

Was out drinking in B'Hill Fri and Sun Night, can you get into the Burgess Hill pubs

Havnt seen Charly for a while now meant to be there Sat Night but was too drunk to get there

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Works work, here now and doing F*** all!!!!

Was out drinking in B'Hill Fri and Sun Night, can you get into the Burgess Hill pubs

Havnt seen Charly for a while now meant to be there Sat Night but was too drunk to get there

You didn't end up in Southampton this time did ya?

 

[sir danny cullip]

Works work, here now and doing F*** all!!!!

Was out drinking in B'Hill Fri and Sun Night, can you get into the Burgess Hill pubs

Havnt seen Charly for a while now meant to be there Sat Night but was too drunk to get there

Nah they ID everyone in the evenings must sort myself out some ID. Where did you go Friday and Sunday then? Potters is probably the best place in BH.

 

[sir danny cullip]

You didn't end up in Southampton this time did ya?

That one will never get boring will it!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

That one will never get boring will it!

I bloody hope not, I still can't believe he ended up there!

 

[Artois]

This pub is shit. I'm going to start my own one up.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Any sensible discussions going to get started

 

[sir danny cullip]

I bloody hope not, I still can't believe he ended up there!

If you had seen the state he was in when he left London you would believe it!

 

[surrey jim]

I WANTED TO GO TO SOUTHAMPTON
Why does everyone make such a fuss over it

 

[surrey jim]

Any sensible discussions going to get started

if you would like to laugh at my drunken misfortune please feel free

 

[Commander]

This pub is shit. I'm going to start my own one up.

Am I allowed in there? I keep getting in trouble in here.

 

[Trish]

Afternoon, gentleman. No DAFT Bints in here yet?
I'll have a whisky and lemonade, no ice. Thanks barman.

I missed Arthur? Oh, pity. I fancied a cuddle with him.

 

[graz126]

nice to be back in england. been in the falklands for 11 weeks, they dont serve any draught beer there. so can i please have a nice cold pint of carling, thanks.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Anyone going to sign up for the drinking competition?

No I better be off. Thanks for the game of pool and if you`re about tomorrow i`ll come back and whip your arse.