The North Stand Chat Arms

[Basil Fawlty]

*looks at this sitter carefully*

*lines it up and it goes in*

*Nice positonal shot onto the yellow into the side corner*

*hits in and it goes in*

*another good positional shot from that shot leave a easy yellow into the bottom right hand corner*

*hits in and it goes in*

*the ball is left without a great positonal shot, so a safety is required, *hits the ball near the red, so the cue ball flies up to the top cushion*

 

[surrey jim]

so who would like a round, my shout



*dusts off wallet and lets some moths loose

 

[Basil Fawlty]

so who would like a round, my shout



*dusts off wallet and lets some moths loose

I thought you where a tight bastard? remember Wolves? anyway a nice pint of carlsberg will do please.

 

[surrey jim]

I thought you where a tight bastard? remember Wolves? anyway a nice pint of carlsberg will do please.

yes according to some (Statto ) I am a tight bastard, he seems to forget every home game at the Long Man and on Saturday night when I ended up getting 2 rounds in an hour



Ps what would you like

Edit: and Ipswich away when I got 3 cases of beer for the journey (John Boy enjoyed!!!)

 

[Basil Fawlty]

yes according to some (Statto ) I am a tight bastard, he seems to forget every home game at the Long Man and on Saturday night when I ended up getting 2 rounds in an hour



Ps what would you like

A jug of carlsberg please.

 

[surrey jim]

Gina a carlesberg for Kev, and a Guinness for me and whatever you would like

 

[Croydonbloke]

*looks at this sitter carefully*

*lines it up and it goes in*

*Nice positonal shot onto the yellow into the side corner*

*hits in and it goes in*

*another good positional shot from that shot leave a easy yellow into the bottom right hand corner*

*hits in and it goes in*

*the ball is left without a great positonal shot, so a safety is required, *hits the ball near the red, so the cue ball flies up to the top cushion*

How many Yellows have you potted? You must be on the black soon. Anyhow looks at red sitting just past halfway long shot is on takes aim and smacks it home lots of spin sends the cue ball spinning back up the table knocking another red into play.

Easy pot into right middle is sunk leaving only a safety shot on, touching the cue ball tight to a red.

 

[sir danny cullip]

so who would like a round, my shout



*dusts off wallet and lets some moths loose

Pint of the usual, cheers

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Blimey look at the Blonde in the corner

 

[Croydonbloke]

Blimey look at the Blonde in the corner

What`s his name.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

How many Yellows have you potted? You must be on the black soon. Anyhow looks at red sitting just past halfway long shot is on takes aim and smacks it home lots of spin sends the cue ball spinning back up the table knocking another red into play.

Easy pot into right middle and only a safety shot is left on touching the cue ball tight to a red.

I've got two left.

*looks at this safety shot*

*sees the yellow near the red has a good line heading into the bottom corner*

*tries the shot and it hit perfectly and it goes straight in*

YES COME ON!

* The positonal shot isn't the greatest for this shot, but a nice cut into the middle pocket will do.

*hits the shot and the ball is cut perfectly into the middle pocket*

*cue ball is pretty straight on the black now*

*hits the black into the bottom corner* the ball comes firmly off the side cusion*

YESSSSSSSSSSS! *shakes croydon bloke hand*

 

[sir danny cullip]

Blimey look at the Blonde in the corner

Get your eyes off me and keep your hands to yourself!

 

[surrey jim]

Pint of the usual, cheers

Gina,

Pint of Smiths please

 

[surrey jim]

Blimey look at the Blonde in the corner

Get your eyes off my mum

 

[Croydonbloke]

I've got two left.

*looks at this safety shot*

*sees the yellow near the red has a good line heading into the bottom corner*

*tries the shot and it hit perfectly and it goes straight in*

YES COME ON!

* The positonal shot isn't the greatest for this shot, but a nice cut into the middle pocket will do.

*hits the shot and the ball is cut perfectly into the middle pocket*

*cue ball is pretty straight on the black now*

*hits the black into the bottom corner* the ball comes firmly off the side cusion*

YESSSSSSSSSSS! *shakes croydon bloke hand*

Well done mate you deserved that. Are up for another beer or are you pretty lashed already.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Well done mate you deserved that. Are up for another beer or are you pretty lashed already.

Cheers mate, I'm ok with this pint of carlsberg at the moment.

*looks at jim*

where is my jug of carlsberg?

 

[surrey jim]

Gina,

where is the man's drink

 

[surrey jim]

Cheers mate, I'm ok with this pint of carlsberg at the moment.

*looks at jim*

where is my jug of carlsberg?

sorry Kev, have asked Gina, you cant get the staff these days

 

[Croydonbloke]

Cheers mate, I'm ok with this pint of carlsberg at the moment.

*looks at jim*

where is my jug of carlsberg?

Your up against Surrey Jim next if you fancy another game later i`ll be over by the Tele watching Sky sports.

 

[sir danny cullip]

Gina,

Pint of Smiths please

Nice one Jimbo