The most stupid thing you've seen someone do

[bristolseagull]

My friend once took too many drugs, pulled a bird, went back to her house- then pooped his pants and had to run home.

 

[Trufflehound]

My friend once took too many drugs, pulled a bird, went back to her house- then pooped his pants and had to run home.

Isn't that the plot of Trainspotting?

 

[H block]

I once saw somebody buy a Season at Palarse

Bet it was Autumn

 

[magoo]

Once camping with Navy cadets as a child i lifted a man hole cover and walked forward...

 

[Lander]

I got a job

 

[Lander]

O yer, and when i was about ten, i was playing in goal for the might AFC Ashmore, and it was my first team in BIG goals, and it was 0-0 and the ball was travelling towards me at about 2 MPH, i went down to collect it and it somehow ended over my shoulder and watching it stumble in to the back of the net. Still get the piss taken out of me for it

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I have a small football in my kitchen and when I was about 14, I scored a goal and then celebrated with the Ravanelli style celebration, I then ran straight into the back windows with my shirt over my head.

 

[London Calling]

Watched a mate, Bite a piece of glass out of a pint pot full of beer........................................................................

seconds later there is beer everywhere, blood, lips flaired, gums mangled.

Going on the bloke's 40th to Prague, so it will a laugh!

LC

 

[FamilyGuy]

Several years ago my brother-in-law had a Reliant Robin (don't ask) and it needed some work done on it, so his mate said he could use his garage 'cos he had an inspection pit - turned up on the Saturday as arranged, lifted the inspection hatch in the garage floor ...................................................








.............................drove the Robin straight down the hole.

Absolutely true story !!