The most stupid thing you've seen someone do

[Tooting Gull]

Absolute classic in the office the other day. An otherwise very intelligent and personable colleague, about 30 with a kid, put a can of baked beans in the microwave.

Unsurprisingly it unleashed Star Wars 7, nearly started a fire, and resulted in the entire floor walking past commenting: "What complete idiot did that," for days. He is really suffering, and will continue to do so while it hasn't been replaced. And the numerous posters quickly mocked up by the picture desk haven't helped.

 

[BrightonBird]

I once put a jacket potato in the microwave for 30 mins instead of 5, and blew up the mirowave. The potato caught on fire and everything.

 

[CHAPPERS]

My mate one tried to make cheese on taost in the toaster (when drunk) and then when all the cheese fell to the bottom on the toaster he tried to remove it with a knife and broke the toaster. Fool.

 

[REDLAND]

My bro while drunk jumped up to hang on a road sign, all 8 fingers sliced down to the bone !!!

Plonker

 

[jonnyboylennon]

My 'mate' stepped on a football when through on goal, fell over and smashed his wrist, was in hospital for 3 days and now has a metal plate in his arm and the movement of his wrist is f***ed, as well as a tasty scar.


What a muppet.

 

[Easy 10]

Well, this wasn't something I saw someone do. Unfortunately, it was me.

I got confused on some stepping stones once, at an open air country park. Walking across a lake, I could have sworn it was solid concrete to my left, but I just couldn't work out how, as it was all water to my right and obviously large gaps between the stepping stones with seemingly nothing to hold the water back. So I stepped left off one of the stones onto what I thought was the concrete, and immediatly plunged waste-deep into the lake. I then realised that the "concrete" was actually a reflection of a nearby bridge. Lots of people pointing and laughing, and I spent the rest of the afternoon walking round the park absolutely soaked.

I think I'm still emotionally scarred by that to this day.

 

[tedebear]

guy I saw at basketball was miles in front of everyone on a break down the court and decided in his infinite wisdom to do a reverse slam dunk (he was the supreme show pony) anyhow in doing so got his wrist stuck between the ring and the backboard and proceeded to pull his should out of its socket and grind his wrist bones together and snap his arm in 2 places on his way back down from being strung up by his wrist bone....

 

[Braders]

i tried to jump over a wall ,got half way caught my foot and had to go to a&e with a fractured wrist and ankle

 

[Gwylan]

I know someone who bought an Orient season ticket

 

[lost in london]

The old classic, is this ice strong enough to support me? No. Spent the rest of the day at school soaked up to my waist and being laughed at lots.

 

[Brixtaan]

I jumped off the Hythe-Dymchurch mini railway will it was just coming to a halt at the station and ended up smacking my face on the floor to the amusement of about 100 tourists and family.

 

[JJ McClure]

After yet another night in the event my mate tried to run trough the little hedge on the opposite side of the road to the Brighton centre. Not realising there was a thin wire streched though the hedge he proceded to run in the the wire trip and land on his face.
Funny shit and a good job he was pissed or it would have hurt.

 

[mk_bha]

accidently set light to all the fields between lancing and shoreham airport - dont ask.

dislocated my thumb just sitting down once.

 

[tedebear]

class mk_bha!! - I dislocated my shoulder yawning....

its not that stupid but its funny - my Dad is a basketball coach and put all his basketballs in the back of his mini-panel van once and then for some reason the back door came open and they all rolled out and when bouncing down the hill!!

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

I know of a guy who tried to ski through the middle of two Piste Bashers and got it all wrong.....in hospital for 6 months and will never ski again!

 

[The Wookiee]

Tried to kick one of those concrete balls along the promenade near The Honey Club, ended up with a broken foot!!!

 

[Normal Rob]

my brother scratched his balls after applying Ralgex to a injury. Then he tried to calm the fire by throwing water on the affected area. (which makes it 10 times worse)

 

[DTES]

Similarly to Normal Rob's, my housemate rubbed his eye after cooking with some extra hot chilli sauce. Then, in his infinite wisdom, knowing it cools your mouth down after a kebab, poured milk in his eye to get rid of it.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

I saw DTES snogging a bird in the standard one night.

Now that was stupid.

 

[DTES]

I saw DTES snogging a bird in the standard one night.

Now that was stupid.

I saw Safeway walk off to a b&b with a bird that very same night. That was really stupid.