The most naff football chant?

[seagullondon]

So if we take all the above mentioned songs, what is left to sing

Good Old Sussex by the Sea but we sing it too quick so yes. Silence is best.

 

[Brighton Gull]

We're the N/E/W Stand is totally pathetic but unless we get something new people will go on singing it, dammit!
Can we manage something up to date??
Adele has moved to Brighton, so ?

We're the Albion (changed from Skyfall)
You will crumble
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Albiiioonnn! (Changed from Skyfall)

 

[Soulman]

Oh well, looks like a very quiet atmosphere now. Seems that no chants/songs are acceptable.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Stand up if you hate Palace, especially if the crippledick who sits in front of me stands up and starts singing it on his lonesome. Why do supporters bother when Palace are not even there?

Agreed.

 

[StonehamPark]

I love our football team but feck me do we sing some proper shite:

Aallbbiiioooonnnnnnnn = Piss poor
Stand up if you hate... = Embarrassing
Anything to the tune of 'Que será, será' (father's gun etc) = Utterly unoriginal
Sussex by the Sea = We have so many new and younger fans, I'd say no more than 10% attendance know the lyrics.
Aye, Aye Yippy = Christ on a bike... Are we really still singing this!?

The last half decent song I heard was Zamora's, albeit unoriginal.
We really need someone to take a stab at writing a couple of easy and catchy modern songs for us.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Also, I don't like it when we sing:

'We're f****** brilliant', when we're only 1-0 up - wait 'til the end.

 

[Wilko]

Oh well, not allowed to sing anything these days just in case someone cringes or is embarrassed. f*** sake, it is about generating noise and atmosphere, it is not a lyric masterclass.

Someone on here has said they do not like west stand/north stand chant cause it normally only happens when nothing is going on in the game. Errrrrm, is that not a good thing? Generating atmosphere during quiet passages of play- ohh how embarrassing *cringe*

 

[Wilko]

I love our football team but feck me do we sing some proper shite:

Aallbbiiioooonnnnnnnn = Piss poor
Stand up if you hate... = Embarrassing
Anything to the tune of 'Que será, será' (father's gun etc) = Utterly unoriginal
Sussex by the Sea = We have so many new and younger fans, I'd say no more than 10% attendance know the lyrics.
Aye, Aye Yippy = Christ on a bike... Are we really still singing this!?

The last half decent song I heard was Zamora's, albeit unoriginal.
We really need someone to take a stab at writing a couple of easy and catchy modern songs for us.

Absolutely no point at all as people just rip them to shreds and say they are embarrassing. It really, really, really annoys me. It is about generating atmosphere, I am sure the team does not give a f*** about the lyrics not being perfect or repetitive. I love the fact that teams like FC United have a host of loads of songs (that actually are pretty simple and not exactly amazing lyrics) that EVERYONE joins in. No cringing or complaining from them.

Personally, I cannot believe that we have yet to adopt and sing 'Praise you'

 

[Phat Baz 68]

GET INTO EM f*** EM UP !!!! WTF !!!


The above is the most moronic " we know shit all all about football" chant ever sung at Albion
I cringe with embarrassment every time i hear it !!!!

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Sounds like we have quite a few fans who would prefer to be watching football with a county cricket 4 day match atmosphere (occasional polite clapping to wake them from their snooze, an atmosphere more accustomed to a library) - what a bunch of boring old farts, how long before they turn up with a blanket to wrap themselves up in and with a thermos of tea?

You can imagine what the main topics will be like on here in a few years time, which type of tea should i bring / is best at a football match? - Earl Grey, Green tea or Darjeeling ?

 

[Soulman]

Oh well, not allowed to sing anything these days just in case someone cringes or is embarrassed. f*** sake, it is about generating noise and atmosphere, it is not a lyric masterclass.

Someone on here has said they do not like west stand/north stand chant cause it normally only happens when nothing is going on in the game. Errrrrm, is that not a good thing? Generating atmosphere during quiet passages of play- ohh how embarrassing *cringe*

Exactly. Good post. If i want to sit in silence, i'll visit the ex wife. I either join in or i don't, my choice.

 

[Soulman]

Sounds like we have quite a few fans who would prefer to be watching football with a county cricket 4 day match atmosphere (occasional polite clapping to wake them from their snooze, an atmosphere more accustomed to a library) - what a bunch of boring old farts, how long before they turn up with a blanket to wrap themselves up in and with a thermos of tea?

You can imagine what the main topics will be like on here in a few years time, which type of tea should i bring / is best at a football match? - Earl Grey, Green tea or Darjeeling ?

Exactly

I enjoy singing and chanting, i enjoy myself, iv'e paid......... "I'll sing what i want, i'll sing what i want, get off your high horse, i'll sing what i want".....

 

[00snook]

I like all of the songs we sing that are mentioned above except for "get into em, f*** em up" so my vote for most naff goes there.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"We're by FAR the greatest team the world has ever seen'. OK, its not meant literally. Hopefully. But even so...