The most naff football chant?

[Baaaald]

I hesitate to criticise anything that gets some noise and atmosphere going but we're the West Stand/North Stand/ East Stand normally comes about when there is F all going on on the pitch and is quite naff as well

Absolutely this^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Return of the Rev]

you turned a car over

NOT ME

 

[shoreham seagull 1973]

Stand up if you hate Palace, especially if the crippledick who sits in front of me stands up and starts singing it on his lonesome. Why do supporters bother when Palace are not even there?

 

[Boycee]

The 'Albion' chant is the only one that really comes across on the telly as audible rather than just noise, and apart from West Brom - no one else would ever sing it. Always sounds okay to me.

West brom don't sing it the same as us - they replace the first 'Albion' with West Bromwich' and I've always thought we should replace it with 'Brighton and hove'

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

West West West Sussex or West Sussex la la la West Sussex la la la

EAST SUSSEX RULE

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

We're gunna nick your sweets and lollipops or back to school tomorrow *normally sung to Watford fans*

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

I hesitate to criticise anything that gets some noise and atmosphere going but we're the West Stand/North Stand/ East Stand normally comes about when there is F all going on on the pitch and is quite naff as well

This...embarassing that many away teams go away saying the stadium was quiet except when we start singing about which stand we sit in.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I was about to post this as my 'naffest chant'.

SEA, SEA, SEASIDERS.

Normally dies out before the third repetition...

Really?

A song to strike fear in the hearts of the opposition, knowing that they are playing against a team based within close proximity to the coast.

 

[Hillian1]

The We Love you thing.

Hate to say it but Palace do it well, we were bloody awful at it and am very glad it doesn't happen anymore.

 

[chez]

Most of my favourite chants are on here!!

I one I really hate and refuse to sing is the Peter Ward one. Th ecurrent players must love the fact that we sing songs about a player, although a legend, that last played for us in 1983 instead of the ones that are on the pitch.

 

[chez]

We're gunna nick your sweets and lollipops or back to school tomorrow *normally sung to Watford fans*

I remember singing that for about 20 minutes non stop at The Goldstone to Watford fans. I was only about 14 at the time and probably singing it to people the same age as me!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

we are Leeds we are Leeds we are Leeds?
we are Stoke we are Stoke we are stoke?
Wanders Wanders Wanders? (for those at Wolves today) tell me if the have now changed to the longer dull Albinyawn Wanderyawn version

Oh

and of course

Albion Albion Albion? *now replaced with Albiyawn*

This must be used more and is but much more

 

[seagullondon]

People saying cheese rolls instead of seagulls

 

[Caveman]

So if we take all the above mentioned songs, what is left to sing

 

[Beach Hut]

No doubt we will hear the alarmingly unfunny "small town in Birmingham" chant today

 

[Seagull1989]

People saying cheese rolls instead of seagulls

THIS! Had someone a row behind me say it last season. Was so cringe !

 

[Triggaaar]

You're gonna get your ******* head kicked in and You're going home in a Sussex ambulance are two moronic naff ones that spring to mind

It would seem out of place now, but I used to like them Only banter.

 

[Frutos]

No doubt we will hear the alarmingly unfunny "small town in Birmingham" chant today

At the Birmingham away game last season, some of our fans sang "you're just a small town in Villa" which is ridiculous on many levels.

 

[Beach Hut]

At the Birmingham away game last season, some of our fans sang "you're just a small town in Villa" which is ridiculous on many levels.

Not ridiculous just an outstanding lack of intelligence

 

[the right footed denilson]

the german bomber song