The most annoying AD EVER!

[Louisjpbacon]

I am the Ocado Man, I bring groceries through your door into your kitchen.
I won't break or drop a single thing how could you ask for more?

Oca, Oca, Ocado, Ocado, Ocado
Groceries from Waitrose, Oca, Ocado

Our packers hand pick all your goods carefully, wearing gloves.
Into my van it's put not shoved, it's done with lots of love.

Oca, Oca, Ocado, Ocado, Ocado
Groceries from Waitrose, Oca, Ocado

I am the Ocado Man with one more thing to say
Type O - C- A - D - O dot com and try us out today.



it makes me throw up in my mouth just reading it

 

[Muzzman]

HELLO!!! I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!!

Why does he have to shout?

http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Picture loans,
"whooaaa,is that thunder your end or Mine?"
It'll be shoved up your arse in a minute pal

 

[CHAPPERS]

They're gonna taste GREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 

[Faldo]

http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html

This is what the internet was made for! I havent enjoyed a link so much since 'BadgersBadgersBadgers' came on the scene.

I am indebted to you.

In advert news - the specsavers-does-the-matrix one pisses me off!

Buy one get one free? Man turns into woman? Even wearing the same glasses so they clearly only have one pair! DOESNT MAKE SENSE!

And the ad where the mum is on about her kids being little monkeys... and right on cue, one of them turns into....... a lion??

This country!

 

[Gwylan]

I've watched LOADS of ITV in the last three weeks, putting up with Clive Bloody Tyldesley but I've scarcely seen ANY of these adverts.

I certainly don't know the Frosties, Ocado, Samsung or Specsavers ones. I don't know who Barry Scott is. I don't know anything about Welsh-baiting Pot Noodles ad ads or leonine transformations.

Have I just been lucky or do you lot just sit in front of the box all day?

 

[bhaexpress]

I've watched LOADS of ITV in the last three weeks, putting up with Clive Bloody Tyldesley but I've scarcely seen ANY of these adverts.

I certainly don't know the Frosties, Ocado, Samsung or Specsavers ones. I don't know who Barry Scott is. I don't know anything about Welsh-baiting Pot Noodles ad ads or leonine transformations.

Have I just been lucky or do you lot just sit in front of the box all day?

We actually switch our TV on. The Clyde Tyldesley you see is actually your reflection, how tragic is that ?

 

[SussexSpur]

What about that selfish, lazy woman in the Veet advert, who invites the poor bloke back them keeps him waiting while she does the depilating she had all day to do...

 

[Dover]

For me it has to be, Jane "Ribs removed, never made a decent film, or did a days graft in my life, and still living off my dads name," Fonda going on about face cream.

Yes darlin' you do look sixty f****** eight. Now foxtrot oscar!

 

[pasty]

I still have nightmares over the "shake and vac" advert

What, this one?

 

[Gwylan]

For me it has to be, Jane "Ribs removed, never made a decent film, or did a days graft in my life, and still living off my dads name," Fonda going on about face cream.

Decent films? Klute, when of the best films of the 70s; They Shoot Horses, Don't They?; The Chase; Cat Ballou for a start. Not to mention several moderately amusing ones.

And yes, I've not seen that advert either. I'm beginning to wonder if there's a parallel universe where people are watching all these ads.

 

[bhaexpress]

Decent films? Klute, when of the best films of the 70s; They Shoot Horses, Don't They?; The Chase; Cat Ballou for a start. Not to mention several moderately amusing ones.

And yes, I've not seen that advert either. I'm beginning to wonder if there's a parallel universe where people are watching all these ads.

I have seen the advert, doesn't bother me at all. Jane Fonda is nearly 70 ! Think about it, she looks great and is/was a great actress. I'm with Gwylan, Klute was a brilliant film to name but one.

Annoying ? Confused dot Com ?

 

[Baron Von Thunderclap]

Jesus... Just listened to 'I wanna be Straight' by Ian Dury and the Blockheads... It's the damn frosties advert...

That makes it even worse!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Anything with the "chemical" E Casai immunitas adert has to be the most annoying - it doesnt even exist!!!!

 

[the full harris]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgwWDNg_90w&mode=related&search=frosties advert

A Frosties advert mickey take^

and you DEFINITELY WOULD (might feel a bit guilty mind)

 

[desprateseagull]

for me, is has to be either confused.com, cilit bang, or those ever so helpful accident lawyer schemes,